Blade. Ready to die?
Blade: Trinity (2004) · 45 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Blade: Trinity (2004): in 15 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Blade (6), Hannibal King (5), Danica Talos (2)
There is an old saying: Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a god.
More lines from Dracula/Drake
4 quotesMother****er. I like that.
Are you ready to die, mother****er?
Funny, isn't it? My people were trying to create a new kind of vampire when one already exists. I don't need to survive. The future of our race rests with you. You fought with honor. I respect that. So, allow me a parting gift. But know this: sooner, or later, the thirst always wins.
Scenes with Dracula/Drake
10 scenesHow about the president? You know who that is. Who's in the White House right now?
An asshole.
We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.
Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon.
Well, we were originally going to go with the Care Bears but, that was taken.
Careful, Daywalker. They've told me so much about you.
Why'd you kill Vance?
He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick. Clean.
I wouldn't know.
You will.
How are you able to survive in sunlight?
Haven't you heard? I am the first. I am unique.
Look at them. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know what it's like to be immortal, or living by the sword.
You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.
Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you'll fall before mine.
Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! [Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder] God! We're going to **** lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Shut up, king.
See you in 28 days. [Laughs. Abigail holds out a vial] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?
It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmoraging.
Is it going to hurt?
Yeah, it's going to sting a little.
Now, what's behind Door Number One?
I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.
Kill you? Mother****er, I'll kill you. I'll just enjoy it better.
Jesus Christ! What the ****?!
WHAT THE ****?!
His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Yeah. [Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood]
Precious, isn't he?
Well, that depends who you ask because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
And when the **** did you see my dick, ****-Face?! [Kicks King]
Ow! I was talking to HER! [Points to Danica Talos]
Poor King. You look so... DISTRAUGHT! [Kicks him] Asher, hand me that chair. [Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds.] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried... Lake Trout? Mackerel?
How about you take a sugar-frosted ****... off the end of my dick?
And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
Spit it out, you **** fruitcake!
All right! ****! I'll tell you about the weapon! [Grimwood releases him] It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the choclaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay. There, I said it.
You're gonna be sorry you did that.
Why? [Kicks him] No one's coming for you, King-shit.
Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satelite, which is in space... and presto. Instant cavalry. [Asher starts mockingly clapping] You like that? Go **** your sister.
Yeah. [Hits King in the back of the head]
Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?
It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Fine. It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Okay, seriously, now. It's in the meat of my butt just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks him in the groin] Seriously, just pull down my tightie-whities and see for yourself.
Enough! It's not funny anymore.
No, it's not you horse-humping BITCH! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized collital silver. It's being pumped through the buildings air conditioning systems you ****-juggling THUNDER****!! [Jarko Grimwood coughs a fire ball] Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... NOW! [Nothing happens] This is awkward. [Still nothing] Do you have a cell phone?
Hey, dickface. You seen my dog?
Have you tried the lobby? [Grimmwood grabs him by the throat] Thank you. [Grimmwood throws him against a wall] ****...
Come on, King.
...this.
Blade. Ready to die?
Mother****er. I like that.