A character in Blade: Trinity (2004)

Dracula/Drake quotes from Blade: Trinity (2004)

Dominic Purcell
Played by Dominic Purcell Blade: Trinity (2004) · 45 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Blade: Trinity (2004): in 15 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Blade (6), Hannibal King (5), Danica Talos (2)

A line from Dracula/Drake

There is an old saying: Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a god.

More lines from Dracula/Drake

4 quotes
Dracula/Drake
[To Blade in his true form]

Are you ready to die, mother****er?

Dracula/Drake
[Last words]

Funny, isn't it? My people were trying to create a new kind of vampire when one already exists. I don't need to survive. The future of our race rests with you. You fought with honor. I respect that. So, allow me a parting gift. But know this: sooner, or later, the thirst always wins.

Scenes with Dracula/Drake

10 scenes
Dr. Edgar Vance

How about the president? You know who that is. Who's in the White House right now?

An asshole.

Dracula
[Holding a baby over the edge of a tall building]

Careful, Daywalker. They've told me so much about you.

Why'd you kill Vance?

Dracula

He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick. Clean.

I wouldn't know.

Dracula

You will.

How are you able to survive in sunlight?

Dracula

Haven't you heard? I am the first. I am unique.

Dracula

Look at them. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know what it's like to be immortal, or living by the sword.

You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.

Dracula

Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you'll fall before mine.

Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! [Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder] God! We're going to **** lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?

Abigail

Shut up, king.

See you in 28 days. [Laughs. Abigail holds out a vial] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?

Abigail Whistler

It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmoraging.

Is it going to hurt?

Abigail Whistler

Yeah, it's going to sting a little.

[Abigail sprays a thick, white substance onto the wound]

**** ME!! [Screams]

Now, what's behind Door Number One?

Chief Martin Vreede

I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.

Kill you? Mother****er, I'll kill you. I'll just enjoy it better.

[A Pomeranian is licking King's ear]

Back off, pooch.

[The dog exposes its Reaper-like jaws and tongue] [Stands]

Jesus Christ! What the ****?!

[Picks up the dog]

Good dog.

WHAT THE ****?!

His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.

You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?

Yeah. [Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood]

Jarko Grimwood

Precious, isn't he?

Well, that depends who you ask because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.

Jarko Grimwood

And when the **** did you see my dick, ****-Face?! [Kicks King]

Ow! I was talking to HER! [Points to Danica Talos]

Poor King. You look so... DISTRAUGHT! [Kicks him] Asher, hand me that chair. [Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds.] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried... Lake Trout? Mackerel?

How about you take a sugar-frosted ****... off the end of my dick?

And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?

I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.

Jarko Grimwood
[Grabs King]

Spit it out, you **** fruitcake!

All right! ****! I'll tell you about the weapon! [Grimwood releases him] It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the choclaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay. There, I said it.

You're gonna be sorry you did that.

Why? [Kicks him] No one's coming for you, King-shit.

Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satelite, which is in space... and presto. Instant cavalry. [Asher starts mockingly clapping] You like that? Go **** your sister.

Jarko Grimwood

Yeah. [Hits King in the back of the head]

Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?

It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Fine. It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Okay, seriously, now. It's in the meat of my butt just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks him in the groin] Seriously, just pull down my tightie-whities and see for yourself.

Enough! It's not funny anymore.

No, it's not you horse-humping BITCH! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized collital silver. It's being pumped through the buildings air conditioning systems you ****-juggling THUNDER****!! [Jarko Grimwood coughs a fire ball] Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... NOW! [Nothing happens] This is awkward. [Still nothing] Do you have a cell phone?

Jarko Grimmwood

Hey, dickface. You seen my dog?

Have you tried the lobby? [Grimmwood grabs him by the throat] Thank you. [Grimmwood throws him against a wall] ****...

Jarko Grimmwood

Come on, King.

...this.

Dracula

Blade. Ready to die?

[Unsheathes his sword]

Was born ready, mother****er.

Dracula

Mother****er. I like that.

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