Meg Swan Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!
Played by Parker Posey 
Best in Show (2000) · 42 quotes
Best in Show (2000) · 42 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Best in Show (2000): in 7 of its 42 quotes
A line from Meg Swan [after the hotel manager suggests going to the pet store to get a new toy for Beatrice]What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?
More lines from Meg Swan
5 quotes Meg Swan Meg Swan [Yelling at the hotel maid]
I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!
Meg Swan No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.
Meg Swan This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.
Meg Swan I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!
Scenes with Meg Swan
1 scene
Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan Is that not breathing?
Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
