Stefan Vanderhoof If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Best in Show (2000): in 8 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Scott Donlan (4), Gerry Fleck (2)
When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.
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3 quotes Stefan Vanderhoof Stefan Vanderhoof We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?
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Scenes with Stefan Vanderhoof
4 scenes Stefan Vanderhoof [at the butcher]
Now, Tyrone would like some of those beef kidneys so we'll have a half pound of those.
No, not the kidneys, it's the membranes, I don't wanna have to pull those things off.
Stefan Vanderhoof [rolls eyes]
I'll take care of the membranes.
Stefan Vanderhoof Will you stop it? So, we'll have a half pound of the kidneys, a half pound of the salmon.
And do me a favor, will you? Just get out of those meat sticks; I just wanna hold it.
[after Scott introduces himself as Mary and shows them the pants he hand-stitched]
Well you must be very "proud Mary".
Oh my goodness. Who are you all of a sudden?
Stefan Vanderhoof Good baby boomer gag.
Who's that in the burgundy jacket? Mr Hip.
[talking about Scott's leather trousers]
Do you appreciate the amount of work that went into this?
I ought to, I did it myself. I did it, I did it myself. I bored him to death, talked about it non-stop.
Stefan Vanderhoof Well that is six months, six months working with leather and red thread. How much fun was he to be with?
Stefan Vanderhoof [talking about the first time he saw Scott showing a dog]
They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?
