Scott Donlan She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Best in Show (2000): in 8 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Stefan Vanderhoof (4), Gerry Fleck (2)
Scenes with Scott Donlan
8 scenes Scott Donlan Scott Donlan [upon seeing Christy & Sherri Ann passionately reveal their love for each other on live television]
Rhapsody has two mommies.
Hotel Manager
We have you down for a queen.
Scott Donlan What are you suggesting... my dear man?
[at the butcher]
Now, Tyrone would like some of those beef kidneys so we'll have a half pound of those.
Scott Donlan No, not the kidneys, it's the membranes, I don't wanna have to pull those things off.
Scott Donlan [to the butcher]
I mean, Randy, you could pull the membrane off.
Will you stop it? So, we'll have a half pound of the kidneys, a half pound of the salmon.
Scott Donlan And do me a favor, will you? Just get out of those meat sticks; I just wanna hold it.
[after Scott introduces himself as Mary and shows them the pants he hand-stitched]
Well you must be very "proud Mary".
Scott Donlan Oh my goodness. Who are you all of a sudden?
Good baby boomer gag.
Who's that in the burgundy jacket? Mr Hip.
[talking about Scott's leather trousers]
Do you appreciate the amount of work that went into this?
Scott Donlan I ought to, I did it myself. I did it, I did it myself. I bored him to death, talked about it non-stop.
Well that is six months, six months working with leather and red thread. How much fun was he to be with?
[talking about the first time he saw Scott showing a dog]
They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
Scott Donlan I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?
Scott Donlan Bratwurst and shillelaghs... paging Dr. Freud.
