Gerry Fleck
Well you must be very "proud Mary".
Scott Donlan
Oh my goodness. Who are you all of a sudden?
Stefan Vanderhoof
Good baby boomer gag.
Cookie Fleck
Who's that in the burgundy jacket? Mr Hip.
Stefan Vanderhoof
They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
Scott Donlan
I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?
Scott Donlan
She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.
Gail
Whoo, that little peanut can sing!
John
He really can. It sounds to me, though, Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet, if you know what I mean.
Gail
If you mean his testicles, then I do, John. I do. I really do.
John
Oh my goodness gracious, would you look at this - gone are those Bella uniforms, and this is a whole new look for them, and it's hot, hot, hot!
Gail
John, these girls could turn me!
Gail
I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made, John.
John
And from an all-female group, Gail. I could never have called this one.
Gail
Never. Well, you are a misogynist at heart, so there's no way you would have bet on these girls to win.
John
Absolutely.
John
This could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history!
Gail
...Crack a book, John.
John
Simple, raw, vulnerable, exposed...I’ve been called many things, Gail, but let me add one more. Impressed.
Gail
Thought you were going to say gay.
John
Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts. My name is John Smith, and sitting here to my left is Gail Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.
John
Well, you saved the Jew for last.
Gail
I did. I did.
John
You're listening to Let's Talk-Appella, the world's premiere downloadable a cappella podcast. We are coming to you live from the nation's capital, where the Barden University Bellas are about to rock the historic Kennedy Center. Boy, these girls have broken down every single barrier in their path, haven't they, Gail?
Gail
Absolutely, John. The first all-female group to win a national title, three-time defending champs, and now, here they are, performing for the President of the United States on his birthday.
John
Wow! What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
