Hamilton Swan [when Beatrice goes to lick his face]
Don't!... not the lips...
Played by Michael Hitchcock 
Best in Show (2000) · 42 quotes
Best in Show (2000) · 42 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Best in Show (2000): in 3 of its 42 quotes
Scenes with Hamilton Swan
3 scenes Hamilton Swan Hamilton Swan Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!
Hamilton Swan Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
