Molotov Girl quotes from Free Guy (2021)

Word of advice: don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.

I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.

Guy

I know this world is just a game, but this place, these people, that's all I have. So I'm not gonna be the good guy. I'm gonna be a great guy.

Wow, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.

Is that a Glock in your pocket?

Guy

No...

What?

Guy

IT'S TWO GLOCKS!

Guy

Millie, how many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?

Hardly ever, Guy.

Guy

What about corpses, Mille? Do ya see a lot of those? How many an hour?

None per hour, Guy.

Guy

What about gun violence? See a lot of gun violence in your world?

Actually, that's a big problem, Guy, it's a massive problem

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

Guy

I love that song.

That's a new one.

If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.

Guy

Are we talking about God? You've met God? And he's a dick?

Guy

Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?

Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.

Guy

Whoa.

Bye now.

Guy

That's so much more than one. Like, 99 more.

Bye now.

Guy

Okay.

Guy

Oh. What, is one the best or the worst?

There is literally nothing lower.

So, what are you gonna to do

Guy

Anything I want. Thanks to you, I'm not stuck in a loop anymore and neither are you. I love you Milie. Maybe that's my programming talking, but guess what, someone wrote that program, I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author. [Millie begins to realize and plays a video clip from Keys]

Keys

You brought him to life, You brought him to life and he was alive because he met the one person he's been waiting for his whole life and I had to make it realistic, so I based it off of "you". The woman of his dreams, she was the same as mine. So she like bubble gum ice cream and swing sets and she had this very cute, but oddly specific habit of always humming to this classic Mariah Carey track, like all the time, she would repeat. [She gets up and tries to find Keys]

Finally!