The Croods 2013 quotes

37 quotes · 4 characters
The Croods (2013) poster
Characters
Grug Nicolas Cage · 14 quotes
Eep Emma Stone · 13 quotes
Guy Ryan Reynolds · 10 quotes
Sandy Randy Thom · 1 quote

Most scenes together: Eep & Guy (3), Grug & Eep (2)

The Croods quotes

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Eep

So, how did the tiger fly?

Guy

She jumped on the Sun, and rode it to Tomorrow.

It's too far.

Gran

I'll never live long enough to get there.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Guy

Okay, now you can look. [From trailer]I call them shoes.

Eep
[Eep looks down to see that she's wearing shoes] [screams]

I love them! Where are my feet?!

Guy

They're still there!

Eep

Oh! Okay... [struggles to walk and lands on Guy]

Guy
[strained while holding on to Eep]

You're really heavy!

Eep

Really? [lovingly] Thank you!

[Guy loses balance and they both fall down; Grug notices]

Hey! Whoa, wait a minute! Whoa! [separates Guy and Eep] Whoa!

Guy

Who are you?

Eep

Oh, uh... Eep.

Guy

Let me clarify, Eep: the world is ending.

Eep

What?

Guy

I'm calling it...The End!

Belt

Dun-dun-daaah!

Ugga

Mom, we are ready to leave. [pauses] Mom?

Gran
[in a singsong voice]

Still alive!

And it's still early.

Gran

And you're still fat!

Eep
[from trailer] [voice-over]

We never had the chance to explore the outside world, because of my dad's one rule.

New is always bad! Never not be afraid.
[Eep moans]

Are you better off now than you were 4 million years ago?

Guy

I can help you. But we're gonna have to make a few changes. The log ride is over. Drop the log! [Grug drops the log] Now, kick it away. [Grug kicks it one feet away] Farther! [Grug angrily kicks it far away] Really?

Guy

I'm Guy and this is Belt. Cook, conversationalist, navigator, also, keeps my pants up.

Just think, our whole family packed together on a long slow trip across country. We'll tell stories, we'll laugh, [laughs] We'll become closer as a family!