Emma Stone movie quotes

View Quote That's the one thing that trumps religion...capitalism.

View Quote [On webcam] And here you all are. Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. And you know what? It was just like Hester in The Scarlet Letter. Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Warranted or not.

View Quote [to Marianne] We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten...ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and refused to go.

View Quote [after she kisses Max McCandless] We will need less of your tongue in the future. But overall, most agreeable.

View Quote [on the wailing infant] I must go punch that baby.

View Quote I have adventured it and found nothing but sugar and violence. It is most charming.

View Quote My name is Eep, and this is my family, the Croods.

View Quote [repeated line] You really need to see this.

View Quote [about her family] They're not so scary once you get to know them.

View Quote [singing] She told me a bit of madness is keyTo give us new colors to see.Who knows where it will lead us?And that's why they need us.So bring on the rebels,The ripples from pebbles,The painters and poets and plays.And here's to the foolsWho dream,Crazy as they may seem.Here's to the hearts that break,Here's to the messWe make.

View Quote I think you should call it Seb's because no one will come to a place called Chicken on a Stick.

View Quote Mia: I should probably tell you something now, just to get it out of the way.
Sebastian: Mm-hmm?
Mia: I hate jazz
Sebastian: What do you mean you hate jazz?
Mia: It just means that when I listen to it, I don't like it.

View Quote I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien.

View Quote You can't beat me because you are a loser and I'm a winner and that's **** life!

View Quote You miserable **** idiot, do you know what you've done?

View Quote As it turns out, I'm capable of much unpleasantness.

View Quote I'm on my side. Always.

View Quote Abigail: You're so beautiful.
Queen Anne: Stop it, you mock me.
Abigail: I do not. If I were a man, I would ravish you!

View Quote Sam: Truth or dare?
Mike: Truth.
Sam: You're boring.
Mike: No, truth is always interesting.

View Quote Mike: Does she speak?
Sam: She does. Yeah, she can sit, stay, and roll over if you have any treats.

View Quote Mike: Intimidating, isn't it?...You have any idea the people who have walked on these boards...Before you? Geraldine Page, Helen Hayes, Jason Robards, Marlon Brando and now...Riggan Thomson.
Riggan: (Chuckling) Yeah. Hey, Thanks for coming in on such short notice, Mike. I Really appreciate it.
Mike: This is what I do. You wrote this adaptation?
Riggan: I did, yeah.
Mike: And you're directing and starring in your adaptation?
Riggan: I am, yeah.
Mike: That's ambitious.
Riggan: Well, Thanks.
Mike: Well, it's a good theater. I can't speak for your play, but let's,uh, let's do a little bit of it, yeah?
Riggan: Oh, I didn't expect you to come in and, you know, just jump right in.
Mike: It's first preview tomorrow night, man. Let's get to work.
Riggan: Okay, Well, you know, look, you know, feel free to take the script up until you feel comfortable.
Mike: No, no, no, no let's just...let's just do some of it.
Riggan: All Right. Okay, uh, hey, take a look at page 20.
Mike: I'm good; I don't need that.
Riggan: What?
Mike: I don't need the script, Just give me a cue.
Riggan: What are you talking about?
Mike: Feed me a line.
Riggan: Well, how-how are you gonna
Mike: Feed me a line.
Riggan: Okay, All Right. Okay,uh, let me think. Uh, Yeah, Uh.."Hey I'm the wrong person to ask, okay? I didn't actually know the man. I only heard his name mentioned in passing.
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Riggan: I don't know. You'd have to know the particulars, but I think what you're saying is love is absolute.
Mike: Is that what I'm saying? Am I saying love is absolute?...Yes. Okay, yeah. "The kind of love that I'm talking about is absolute.The kinda love that I'm talking about you don't try to kill people."
Riggan: How do you know the lines?
Mike: It's a thing I have, I don't know, it's a gift.
Riggan: Wow, okay, well that's...
Mike: (Chuckles) Oh, come on, man. I've been...I've been helping Lesley get off book for like a month.
Riggan: Oh, right, right.
Mike: These line are...(Points to his head)
Riggan: That makes sense.
Mike: That's good, Give me that cue again.
Riggan: Okay, Okay, "Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know the man. I've heard his name mentioned in passing, but, you know, I didn't know. You'd have to know the particulars. I think what your saying though is that...
Mike: Can I make a suggestion?
Riggan: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Sure.
Mike: I mean, do you mind?
Riggan: No, no, no, not at all. Not at all.
Mike: Oh, okay.
Riggan: Take a look.
Mike: No, no, for-forget that (Referring to the script)
Riggan: Okay.
Mike: Just...Stay with me.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: I'm the wrong person to ask,"he says,
Riggan: Right.
Mike: But what is that?...What's the intention in that?
Riggan: I think...
Mike: Is he fed up with the subject, so he's changing it? Is he deflecting guilt over the marriage? And here's the thing, you've got four lines after that...
Riggan: Right.
Mike: ...that all say the samething. "I didn't even know the man." "I only heard his name mentioned in passing." "I wouldn't know." "You'd have to know the particulars."...And the particulars, I mean, it sounds like my grandmother, but-But the point is...you don't know the guy...
Riggan: Right.
Mike: ...We **** get it...
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: ...Make it work with one line. "I didn't even know the man."...Right?
Riggan: Right...Wait, how do...You know my lines, too, huh?
Mike: Can we not get hung up on knowing lines?
Riggan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike: Can we just work on this...
Riggan: Yeah, yeah, right, right.
Mike: Tear it apart, whatever? So why don't you just give me that samething again but cut it down.
Riggan: Uh-huh.
Mike: Try it.
Riggan: Okay.
Mike: Just try it.
Riggan: Uh..."Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know the guy."
Mike: OH!NO! But that's the thing, see? "I'm the wrong person to ask." What is it?...I think it's "**** you." **** you. Don't put me on the spot, man. Don't make me feel self-conscious about my marriage while my wife is sitting...(pointing to table seats)
Riggan: Right there
Mike: ...Right there.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: Can I sit down?
Riggan: Yeah, sit, sit. Good idea
Mike: Okay. Thanks.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: So just give it to me as a "**** you."
Riggan: Alright.
Mike: Try it, lay it on me.
Riggan: Well, I'm thinking...
Mike: Let's just do it.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: Give it to me. **** me hard.
Riggan: Right.
Mike: Just give it...
Riggan: Okay.
Mike: COME ON! DON'T TALK ABOUT IT! JUST **** DO IT (Slams hands on table)
Riggan: "HEY, I'M THE WRONG PERSON TO ASK! ALRIGHT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY, OKAY? WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
Mike: What's my point?
Riggan: YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR POINT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? SPIT IT OUT.
Mike: Oh! Oh!
Riggan: YOU'RE SAYING WHAT? What are you saying? You're saying love is absolute.
Mike: YES! YES! THE KIND OF LOVE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, IT IS ABSOLUTE! THE KIND OF LOVE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...you don't (Slams his hand on the table and Fains crying)...You don't try to kill people.
Riggan: ...Yeah. Good.
Mike: I don't know what do you think Boss? You want to do this...with me?
Riggan: Wow. Okay. (Point's to Sam) What do you think?
Sam: Everybody's back. Larry needs to see him for a fitting.
Mike: I'll take that as a yes.

View Quote Hannah: [after kissing him passionately] Do you remember me?
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Do you still find me attractive?
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: Do you still want to take me home?
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Let's go.

View Quote Jacob: You're adorable.
Hannah: No! I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It's that I get really drunk and then I pass out. And you cover me with a blanket, and you kiss me on the cheek and nothing happens. But that's not why I'm here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob.
Jacob: Are people still saying "bang"?
Hannah: Oh, I do. We are gonna bang!

View Quote Hannah: Take off your shirt.
Jacob: Why?
Hannah: Please, can you take off your shirt, 'cause I can't stop thinking, and then you just...
Jacob: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK!
Hannah: All right! OK, OK, OK!
Jacob: [removes his shirt, revealing his six-pack abs] OK, OK, OK.
Hannah: ****! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped. Can I...?
[walks forward and touches Jacob's abs]
Jacob: Ahh! You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress.
Hannah: No.
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: No way. Not with all of that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?

View Quote [to Stuart] I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant, or were you just born stupid?

View Quote Stuart: I've never met a woman that says exactly what she's thinking.
Skeeter: Well, I got plenty to say.

View Quote Hilly: They carry different diseases than we do. That's why I've drafted the Home Health Sanitation Initiative.
Skeeter: The what?
Hilly: A disease-preventative bill that requires every white home to have a separate bathroom for the colored help. It's been endorsed by the White Citizen's Council.
Skeeter: Maybe we should just build you a bathroom outside, Hilly.
Hilly: You ought not to joke about the colored situation. I will do whatever it takes to protect our children.

View Quote [The group plays Monopoly]
Wichita: Ooo, Free Parking! Which, coincidentally, is the best thing about living in Zombieland.
Columbus: You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No Facebook status updates. You know, "Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday." Who cares?
Talahassee: The best part is no more flushing. Epic.

View Quote Wichita You know between you, me and "What About Bob?"... You're actually kinda cute.
Columbus: You think so?
Wichita: Yeah. I mean you got the guts of a guppy but I could hit that.
Columbus Really?
Wichita: Or at least give you the intentional walk to first.

View Quote Columbus: [about Tallahassee] Don't worry. He grows on you.
Wichita: Really?
Columbus: No, it gets worse.

View Quote You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.

View Quote This is bigger than you, Peter.

View Quote [her high-school graduation speech] I know that we all think we're immortal, we're supposed to feel that way, we're graduating. The future is and should be bright, but, like our brief four years in high school, what makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever, what makes it precious is that it ends. I know that now more than ever. And I say it today of all days to remind us that time is luck. So don't waste it living someone else's life, make yours count for something. Fight for what matters to you, no matter what. Because even if you fall short, what better way is there to live?

View Quote Natalie: Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.
Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
Natalie: Hah no, I've never even talked to him.

View Quote Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!

View Quote Shelley: I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.
Natalie: A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?
Shelley: Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen."

View Quote They say there were five stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Well I’d like to add one more. Revenge.

View Quote I guess today is a confusing day. My nemesis is my real mother and she killed my other mother. I guess you were always scared what if if I’d be a psycho like my real mom. That explains all the tone it down trying to fit in sort of stuff. Love me into shape which I suppose was the plan. And I tried. Really. I tried, because I loved you. But, the thing is, I’m not sweet Estella. Believe me. I never was. I’m Cruella. Born brilliant, born bad, and a little bit mad. I’m nothing like her. I’m better. Anyway, must dash. Much to avenge, to avenge and destroy. And I loved you mother. Always.

View Quote John: The Baron was a sweet old guy. The Baroness, on the other hand, she's a true narcissist. [In a flashback, the Baron hears his wife screaming and grunting from upstairs and runs up to check on her; voiceover] So when she found out she was pregnant…
Baroness: I'm pregnant.
John: …She wasn't exactly thrilled. The Baron was delighted. So much so that he surprised her by giving her a family heirloom. She took the necklace, but she had other plans for you.
Cruella: [interrupting] Stop. You keep saying "you."
John: You are her daughter. I was there when you were born. The Baron was away on business, and she ordered me to do the unthinkable.
Baroness: [to John] You know what to do.
John: It was a diabolical request. I knew I needed to protect you. But how? Then I saw Catherine, the sweetest woman who ever lived. She saved you. The Baroness said the child had died. The Baron, he, uh, wasted away. The point I'm making is, you are the rightful heir to the Baron's entire fortune. The mansion, the title. Everything.
Cruella: [shaking her head no, not believing it] That psycho cannot be my mother. No.

View Quote Dad always says the packs sticks together.

View Quote A girl... friend! I've never had a girlfriend before!