“Ooo, Free Parking! Which, coincidentally, is the best thing about...” – Wichita, Zombieland ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Zombieland 2009

Wichita

[The group plays Monopoly]

Ooo, Free Parking! Which, coincidentally, is the best thing about living in Zombieland.

Columbus

You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No Facebook status updates. You know, "Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday." Who cares?

Talahassee

The best part is no more flushing. Epic.

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Columbus Jesse Eisenberg More Columbus quotes →

Wichita Emma Stone More Wichita quotes →

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