“The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first...” – Columbus, Zombieland ... Movie Quotes Database

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Columbus Jesse Eisenberg

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.

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Columbus In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda…coulda…shoulda. Columbus I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people. Columbus You are like a giant **** blocking robot, like developed in a secret **** government lab!