Tallahassee quotes

View Quote Time to nut up or shut up.

View Quote My momma always told me someday you'll be good at somethin'. Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?

View Quote Goddamn it, Bill ****ing Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I've seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world and one of them is Bill ****ing Murray. I know that's not your middle name. I've been watching you since I was like... Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected.

View Quote There's a box of Twinkies in that Grocery Store. Not just any Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date, and Someday soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go...empty.

View Quote [about Columbus, after seeing him kiss Wichita] Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit ****.