You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are, both uh...east.

So?

So, Tallahassee, you wanna stick together? At least - at least for a while?

Here's the deal, Columbus. Uh, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch, so, uh, I'll get this relationship to about Texarkana.

Really? Yeah. You'll take me as far as Texarkana.

You're a peppy little spit ****, aren't you?

You might wanna buckle up, you know for safety.

I can tell already, you are gonna get on my nerves.