“You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?” – Columbus, Zombieland ... Movie Quotes Database

Columbus

You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?

Tallahassee

Back east, yeah?

Columbus

Yeah. Yeah. You heard the same thing?

Tallahassee

Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year.

Columbus

There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Tallahassee

You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

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