Billy Hoyle A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second.
Most-quoted character in White Men Can't Jump (1992): in 13 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Sydney Deane (3)
Another brick! 'Clang, Clang!' I need like a welding torch to play in this league. I'll tell you what: why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay. And your sister too. I want your mother and your sister out of my place immediately!
More lines from Billy Hoyle
8 quotes Billy Hoyle Billy Hoyle Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said 'Not you!'
Billy Hoyle You're too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You got that Z in your 'fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro?
Billy Hoyle Keep singin' guys... My old man was a preacher... I love this shit!
Billy Hoyle Who you callin' a pilgrim mother****er? Gobble this turkey!
Billy Hoyle I'm in a ****in' zone!
Billy Hoyle You still putting up bricks? What is this a masons convention? Clang!! Clang!! I need welding torch to play in this leauge. Lets stop right now and gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless so that your mother will have a place to live. I want your Mother and Sister out of my house immediately !!
Billy Hoyle It is hard God damn work, making something this pretty look like a chump!
Scenes with Billy Hoyle
4 scenes
Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the **** air.
Billy My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy Yeah.
Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy I don't know.
Then you're a chump!
Billy I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.
Billy You calling me ugly?
Your mother did!
Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
Billy What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.
The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.
Billy Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to ****in' wake up.
Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you **** up again! I'm going to get on that mother**** show, and I'm going to win, because I'm filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this **** planet! Whose James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What's a quince? It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!
