Gloria Teammates can't hustle each other.
Rhonda
Why not?
Gloria It's not artistic.
3rd most-quoted character in White Men Can't Jump (1992): in 3 of its 28 quotes
Scenes with Gloria
3 scenes Gloria Gloria Gloria The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.
Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to ****in' wake up.
Gloria Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you **** up again! I'm going to get on that mother**** show, and I'm going to win, because I'm filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this **** planet! Whose James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What's a quince? It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!
Gloria See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.
