Rosie Perez movie quotes

View Quote Uh, Chief? The gods have changed their minds about Xibalba. They wish to bask in the glory that has been shown them.

View Quote Tulio! The hip! The hip!

View Quote What is he gonna think when he sees a god with me?

View Quote Gloria: Teammates can't hustle each other.
Rhonda: Why not?
Gloria: It's not artistic.

View Quote Gloria: See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.

View Quote Gloria: The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.
Billy: Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to ****in' wake up.
Gloria: Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you **** up again! I'm going to get on that mother**** show, and I'm going to win, because I'm filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this **** planet! Whose James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What's a quince? It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!

View Quote The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.