Sam quotes from Birdman (2014)

View Quote Riggan: [as Birdman] How did we end up here...This place is horrible...Smells like balls. We don't belong in this shithole. [Riggan's video message on his computer goes off breaking his trance]...(quietly) Shit. (Answers the call) Hey, Sam. Hi, hon.
Sam: Dad, what kind of (Turns to yell at flowershop employee) SHUT UP! What kind of flowers did you say you wanted?
Riggan: Alchemillas, or something that smells nice...You know, something soothing. Listen I can't...
Sam: It all smells like **** kimchi!
Riggan: (Sighs) Okay, something that looks nice...You know, anything but roses, okay?
Sam: I hate this job.
Riggan: I can't (Call Drops)

View Quote Mike: Intimidating, isn't it?...You have any idea the people who have walked on these boards...Before you? Geraldine Page, Helen Hayes, Jason Robards, Marlon Brando and now...Riggan Thomson.
Riggan: (Chuckling) Yeah. Hey, Thanks for coming in on such short notice, Mike. I Really appreciate it.
Mike: This is what I do. You wrote this adaptation?
Riggan: I did, yeah.
Mike: And you're directing and starring in your adaptation?
Riggan: I am, yeah.
Mike: That's ambitious.
Riggan: Well, Thanks.
Mike: Well, it's a good theater. I can't speak for your play, but let's,uh, let's do a little bit of it, yeah?
Riggan: Oh, I didn't expect you to come in and, you know, just jump right in.
Mike: It's first preview tomorrow night, man. Let's get to work.
Riggan: Okay, Well, you know, look, you know, feel free to take the script up until you feel comfortable.
Mike: No, no, no, no let's just...let's just do some of it.
Riggan: All Right. Okay, uh, hey, take a look at page 20.
Mike: I'm good; I don't need that.
Riggan: What?
Mike: I don't need the script, Just give me a cue.
Riggan: What are you talking about?
Mike: Feed me a line.
Riggan: Well, how-how are you gonna
Mike: Feed me a line.
Riggan: Okay, All Right. Okay,uh, let me think. Uh, Yeah, Uh.."Hey I'm the wrong person to ask, okay? I didn't actually know the man. I only heard his name mentioned in passing.
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Riggan: I don't know. You'd have to know the particulars, but I think what you're saying is love is absolute.
Mike: Is that what I'm saying? Am I saying love is absolute?...Yes. Okay, yeah. "The kind of love that I'm talking about is absolute.The kinda love that I'm talking about you don't try to kill people."
Riggan: How do you know the lines?
Mike: It's a thing I have, I don't know, it's a gift.
Riggan: Wow, okay, well that's...
Mike: (Chuckles) Oh, come on, man. I've been...I've been helping Lesley get off book for like a month.
Riggan: Oh, right, right.
Mike: These line are...(Points to his head)
Riggan: That makes sense.
Mike: That's good, Give me that cue again.
Riggan: Okay, Okay, "Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know the man. I've heard his name mentioned in passing, but, you know, I didn't know. You'd have to know the particulars. I think what your saying though is that...
Mike: Can I make a suggestion?
Riggan: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Sure.
Mike: I mean, do you mind?
Riggan: No, no, no, not at all. Not at all.
Mike: Oh, okay.
Riggan: Take a look.
Mike: No, no, for-forget that (Referring to the script)
Riggan: Okay.
Mike: Just...Stay with me.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: I'm the wrong person to ask,"he says,
Riggan: Right.
Mike: But what is that?...What's the intention in that?
Riggan: I think...
Mike: Is he fed up with the subject, so he's changing it? Is he deflecting guilt over the marriage? And here's the thing, you've got four lines after that...
Riggan: Right.
Mike: ...that all say the samething. "I didn't even know the man." "I only heard his name mentioned in passing." "I wouldn't know." "You'd have to know the particulars."...And the particulars, I mean, it sounds like my grandmother, but-But the point is...you don't know the guy...
Riggan: Right.
Mike: ...We **** get it...
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: ...Make it work with one line. "I didn't even know the man."...Right?
Riggan: Right...Wait, how do...You know my lines, too, huh?
Mike: Can we not get hung up on knowing lines?
Riggan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike: Can we just work on this...
Riggan: Yeah, yeah, right, right.
Mike: Tear it apart, whatever? So why don't you just give me that samething again but cut it down.
Riggan: Uh-huh.
Mike: Try it.
Riggan: Okay.
Mike: Just try it.
Riggan: Uh..."Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know the guy."
Mike: OH!NO! But that's the thing, see? "I'm the wrong person to ask." What is it?...I think it's "**** you." **** you. Don't put me on the spot, man. Don't make me feel self-conscious about my marriage while my wife is sitting...(pointing to table seats)
Riggan: Right there
Mike: ...Right there.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: Can I sit down?
Riggan: Yeah, sit, sit. Good idea
Mike: Okay. Thanks.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: So just give it to me as a "**** you."
Riggan: Alright.
Mike: Try it, lay it on me.
Riggan: Well, I'm thinking...
Mike: Let's just do it.
Riggan: Yeah.
Mike: Give it to me. **** me hard.
Riggan: Right.
Mike: Just give it...
Riggan: Okay.
Mike: COME ON! DON'T TALK ABOUT IT! JUST **** DO IT (Slams hands on table)
Riggan: "HEY, I'M THE WRONG PERSON TO ASK! ALRIGHT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY, OKAY? WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
Mike: What's my point?
Riggan: YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR POINT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? SPIT IT OUT.
Mike: Oh! Oh!
Riggan: YOU'RE SAYING WHAT? What are you saying? You're saying love is absolute.
Mike: YES! YES! THE KIND OF LOVE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, IT IS ABSOLUTE! THE KIND OF LOVE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...you don't (Slams his hand on the table and Fains crying)...You don't try to kill people.
Riggan: ...Yeah. Good.
Mike: I don't know what do you think Boss? You want to do this...with me?
Riggan: Wow. Okay. (Point's to Sam) What do you think?
Sam: Everybody's back. Larry needs to see him for a fitting.
Mike: I'll take that as a yes.

View Quote Mike: Does she speak?
Sam: She does. Yeah, she can sit, stay, and roll over if you have any treats.

View Quote Riggan: Listen to me. I'm trying to do something important.
Sam: This is not important.
Riggan: It's important to me! Alright? Maybe not to you, or your cynical friends whose only ambition is to go viral. But to me... To me... this is - God. This is my career, this is my chance to do some work that actually means something.
Sam: Means something to who? You had a career before the third comic book movie, before people began to forget who was inside the bird costume. You're doing a play based on a book that was written 60 years ago, for a thousand rich old white people whose only real concern is gonna be where they go to have their cake and coffee when it's over. And let's face it, Dad, you're not doing this for the sake of art. You're doing this, because you wanna feel relevant again. Well guess what, there's an entire world out there where people fight to be relevant every single day. And you act like it doesn't exist! Things are happening in a place that you ignore, a place that, by the way, has already forgotten about you. I mean, who the **** are you? You hate bloggers. You mock Twitter. You don't even have a Facebook page. You're the one who doesn't exist. You're doing this because you're scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don't matter. And you know what? You're right. You don't. It's not important, okay? You're not important. Get used to it. [long pause] Dad...

View Quote Sam: Truth or dare?
Mike: Truth.
Sam: You're boring.
Mike: No, truth is always interesting.