Michelle Fuller quotes from Bugonia (2025)
Played by Emma Stone
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I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien.
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You miserable **** idiot, do you know what you've done?
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You can't beat me because you are a loser and I'm a winner and that's **** life!
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And the hour is almost upon us. Yay!
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I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well.
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Primarily, I'm not an alien.
Scenes with Michelle Fuller
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Michelle: The 5:30 thing.
Corey: Uh-huh?
Michelle: Look, I know you sent the e-mail already, but I need you to let everyone know that they're free to leave at 5:30 from now on, starting today, okay? But do it in a way that's, you know, what we talked about.
Corey: Yeah, of course.
Michelle: We need to send the message that we have a new culture here now. Where people should, of course, feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families. No one is going to be overworked like in the past. No more unpleasant incidents. But, of course, it's not compulsory. And obviously, if people still have work to do, they should absolutely stay and continue to work. But it's not strictly enforced. Although we still do want to meet quotas. So if we can do that, just remembering, you know, we are running a business here, so "let your conscience guide you" kind of thing. Yeah? Good.
Corey: I'll definitely let them know.
Corey: Uh-huh?
Michelle: Look, I know you sent the e-mail already, but I need you to let everyone know that they're free to leave at 5:30 from now on, starting today, okay? But do it in a way that's, you know, what we talked about.
Corey: Yeah, of course.
Michelle: We need to send the message that we have a new culture here now. Where people should, of course, feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families. No one is going to be overworked like in the past. No more unpleasant incidents. But, of course, it's not compulsory. And obviously, if people still have work to do, they should absolutely stay and continue to work. But it's not strictly enforced. Although we still do want to meet quotas. So if we can do that, just remembering, you know, we are running a business here, so "let your conscience guide you" kind of thing. Yeah? Good.
Corey: I'll definitely let them know.
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Michelle: Where's my hair?
Teddy: Your hair has been destroyed.
Michelle: You shaved off my hair?
Teddy: Yes, we've shaved off your hair.
Michelle: Why have you shaved off my hair?
Teddy: To prevent you from contacting your ship.
Michelle: My ship?
Teddy: Your ship.
Michelle: What ship?
Teddy: Your mothership.
Teddy: Your hair has been destroyed.
Michelle: You shaved off my hair?
Teddy: Yes, we've shaved off your hair.
Michelle: Why have you shaved off my hair?
Teddy: To prevent you from contacting your ship.
Michelle: My ship?
Teddy: Your ship.
Michelle: What ship?
Teddy: Your mothership.
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Michelle: You're a credit to your species, Teddy, truly.
Teddy: Well, I'm just... trying to help.
Teddy: Well, I'm just... trying to help.
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Michelle: About bees? Uh... Complex society. Work ethic. They do their duty, they build their worlds without complaint or piety or self-obsession.
Teddy: Mm-hmm. All true. Which is why they're so easy to exploit, right?
Michelle: I just admire their resolve. That's all. Even in the face of peril.
Teddy: Mm-hmm. All true. Which is why they're so easy to exploit, right?
Michelle: I just admire their resolve. That's all. Even in the face of peril.
Other characters in Bugonia (2025): Teddy Gatz