Hannah quotes from Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Played by Emma Stone
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Hannah: [after kissing him passionately] Do you remember me?
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Do you still find me attractive?
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: Do you still want to take me home?
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Let's go.
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Do you still find me attractive?
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: Do you still want to take me home?
Jacob: Yeah.
Hannah: Let's go.
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Jacob: You're adorable.
Hannah: No! I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It's that I get really drunk and then I pass out. And you cover me with a blanket, and you kiss me on the cheek and nothing happens. But that's not why I'm here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob.
Jacob: Are people still saying "bang"?
Hannah: Oh, I do. We are gonna bang!
Hannah: No! I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It's that I get really drunk and then I pass out. And you cover me with a blanket, and you kiss me on the cheek and nothing happens. But that's not why I'm here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob.
Jacob: Are people still saying "bang"?
Hannah: Oh, I do. We are gonna bang!
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Hannah: Take off your shirt.
Jacob: Why?
Hannah: Please, can you take off your shirt, 'cause I can't stop thinking, and then you just...
Jacob: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK!
Hannah: All right! OK, OK, OK!
Jacob: [removes his shirt, revealing his six-pack abs] OK, OK, OK.
Hannah: ****! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped. Can I...?
[walks forward and touches Jacob's abs]
Jacob: Ahh! You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress.
Hannah: No.
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: No way. Not with all of that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?
Jacob: Why?
Hannah: Please, can you take off your shirt, 'cause I can't stop thinking, and then you just...
Jacob: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK!
Hannah: All right! OK, OK, OK!
Jacob: [removes his shirt, revealing his six-pack abs] OK, OK, OK.
Hannah: ****! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped. Can I...?
[walks forward and touches Jacob's abs]
Jacob: Ahh! You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress.
Hannah: No.
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: No way. Not with all of that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?
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Jacob: What do you mean "what's my move"?
Hannah: What's your move? What's your big move?
Jacob: I got lots of moves.
Hannah: What's your "big" move?
Jacob: I'm not telling you my big move.
Hannah: Tell me your move!
Jacob: You're not ready for the big move.
Hannah: Yes, I am! I want your big move!
Jacob: You can't handle the big move, trust me.
Hannah: [shouts] Tell me your big move!
Jacob: I work "Dirty Dancing" into the conversation.
Hannah: "Dirty Dancing"?
Jacob: Can I sit down, please?
Hannah: Yeah.
Jacob: Can I put back on my shirt?
Hannah: No.
Hannah: What's your move? What's your big move?
Jacob: I got lots of moves.
Hannah: What's your "big" move?
Jacob: I'm not telling you my big move.
Hannah: Tell me your move!
Jacob: You're not ready for the big move.
Hannah: Yes, I am! I want your big move!
Jacob: You can't handle the big move, trust me.
Hannah: [shouts] Tell me your big move!
Jacob: I work "Dirty Dancing" into the conversation.
Hannah: "Dirty Dancing"?
Jacob: Can I sit down, please?
Hannah: Yeah.
Jacob: Can I put back on my shirt?
Hannah: No.
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Hannah: Why "Dirty Dancing"? What do we do? Do we watch it?
Jacob: Do you know the big move at the end of "Dirty Dancing" where Patrick Swayze picks up Jennifer Grey?
Hannah: Yeah.
Jacob: I can do that.
Hannah: OK?
Jacob: So I tell girls I can do the move. I put on the song "Time of My Life", I do the big move and they always wanna have sex with me.
Hannah: [laughs] Oh my God, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Jacob: I agree, but it works every time.
Hannah: That would not work on me!
Jacob: Do you know the big move at the end of "Dirty Dancing" where Patrick Swayze picks up Jennifer Grey?
Hannah: Yeah.
Jacob: I can do that.
Hannah: OK?
Jacob: So I tell girls I can do the move. I put on the song "Time of My Life", I do the big move and they always wanna have sex with me.
Hannah: [laughs] Oh my God, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Jacob: I agree, but it works every time.
Hannah: That would not work on me!