Emily quotes from Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Played by Julianne Moore
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Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.
Emily: I want a divorce.
Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee.
Emily: I want a divorce.
Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee.
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Kate: As you know, Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth-grade English class. [gets up and writes on blackboard] Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs. Weaver?
Emily: Yes, I am, and I've spoken to the Principal...
Kate: Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.
Emily: [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie...
Kate: Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!
Emily: Ewww!
Emily: Yes, I am, and I've spoken to the Principal...
Kate: Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.
Emily: [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie...
Kate: Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!
Emily: Ewww!
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Cal: I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates. At least, that's what my 13-year-old son tells me.
Emily: He's a really strange kid.
Cal: He scares the shit out of me.
Emily: I miss you too.
Emily: He's a really strange kid.
Cal: He scares the shit out of me.
Emily: I miss you too.