Mrs. Griffith I'm the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.
Olive Penderghast
Emma Stone · 23 quotes
Marianne
Amanda Bynes · 5 quotes
Rosemary
Patricia Clarkson · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Olive Penderghast & Rosemary (4), Olive Penderghast & Marianne (3)
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Page 1 of 2 Mrs. Griffith 
Principal Gibbons This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
Brandon I'm looking for an Olive.
There's a whole jar of them in the fridge.
Brandon I thought this was...
Oh come on in. Any friend of Olive's is a friend of our daughters. [calling upstairs] Olive! Sweetie, there's a young man here to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!!
Oh happy day mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness!! A gentleman caller, hooray!!!
Brandon So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Brandon You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
Brandon I also heard he gave you crabs.
Ew! People suck!
Brandon Tell me about it.
Dill Is everything alright? It sounds like you're having sex in here...Which can't be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend.
Dill Hey, no judgment. All God's children. It's fine. I was gay once...for a while. No big deal. We all do it. It's okay.
Looks like someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.
There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Tom Cruise?
Mr Griffith I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought...but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?
He got a Coke Zero again? Oh that Roman, incorrigible.
Mrs. Griffith Olive, life is full of choices. I made a bad one. But then, so did you. But I see no other alternative than to just live with the guilt. My guilt stems from my indiscretion and yours for lying. We made our choices. Now, we just have to let it ride.
Or I could just tell everyone the truth and have you fired and put in jail.
Mrs. Griffith Okay, first of all, he is of age, okay!? It's perfectly legal in the state of California. I checked! He is 21 in eight months. And secondly, let's play the "Who Would You Believe game," okay? Why don't you ask yourself, if you were an adult, who would you believe? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who!?! ...Thank you for coming in.
Nina Perhaps you should embroider a red "A" on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.
Perhaps you should get a wardrobe you abominable twat.
Does it ever bother you that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?
Because, Olive, it's His choice!
Oh, really? His choice? He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time 'cause he can't pass a single test?
No, silly, [gestures up] His. His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers.
Guys, I want you to know that if you hear I have chlamydia, that is totally false.
Olive, do we need to have the talk again?
No. It's just a thing that's going around.
Dill You know, nothing you're saying is making me feel any better.
Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.
Mom!
Dill A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes, but a stripper nonetheless.
How do you know where I live?
Todd We used to carpool.
Yeah, in 2nd grade. What, are you like a savant for people's addresses?
Todd Just for people who I think are cool.
You think I'm cool?
Todd I do. And I think you're pretty and smart.
Did you form this opinion prior to my little transformation?
Todd Way prior.
Why didn't that rumor spread?
Todd I like to keep my business to myself. Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the "notees."
Where were you two weeks ago?
Todd Olive. If I promise not to tell anyone, could I kiss you right now?
No.
Todd Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
Oh, no. I just mean, not like this. I don't wanna kiss you with mascara running down my face...and some horndog guy just having tried to stick his tongue down my throat. I've wanted to kiss you since 8th grade, but I want it to be perfect. And right now, my life is a mess. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.
Todd What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
Todd I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.
Rhiannon I want every detail!
Rhi-
Rhiannon Now bitch!
You know, you call me "bitch" a lot. Okay, it's not a term of endearment.
Rhiannon I want every detail! Now shitface!
Yeah, you're not heading in the right direction.
Rhiannon You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?
Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. But since I'm not... [shrugs]