Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) quotes

View Quote B-15: I wanna show you something. Something huge.
Deadpool: That's what Scout Master Kevin used to say.

View Quote Blade: Cassandra melted the helmet.
Deadpool: ****!
Blade: After she killed him.
Deadpool: ****!
Blade: She don't play.

View Quote Blade: Some mother****ers still trying to ice-skate uphill.

View Quote Blade: There's only ever been one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade.

View Quote Blind Al: I pray every day that fire finds your body and finishes the job God didn't have the nuts to do!

View Quote Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off-limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian Marching Powder?
Wade: They know all the slang terms; they have a list.
Blind Al: Even snowboarding?
Wade: Even disco dust.
Blind Al: White Girl, Interrupted?
Wade: Even Forrest Bump.
Blind Al: Booger sugar?
Wade: I wouldn't even try "powdered go-nuts".
Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade: Yes! But I can't!

View Quote Cassandra: My brother loved you?
Wolverine: He loved all of us.
Cassandra: Must be nice.
Wolverine: He would've loved you, too. If he knew about you. If he knew where you were, he would've torn a hole in the **** universe to bring you home.
Cassandra: This is my home.
Wolverine: Well then at least let us save his.

View Quote Cassandra: Now, you put all these bullets in my belly... And I'm gonna find out why.
Pyro: Whoa, whoa, w-- I'll just say it! You don't have to stick your fingers in me. Jesus, just ask sometimes!

View Quote Child: Holy shit. That's Deadpool.
Child 2: And that's Wolverine.
Deadpool: You're damn straight it is! Fox killed him. Disney brought him back, they're gonna make him do this 'til he's 90!

View Quote Deadpool: [about Dogpool] Hey, do not insult this animal's autonomy. She can decide who her papa is. What's it gonna be, girl, huh? Original Recipe? Or Van Milder here?
Nicepool: Ah, that's funny! I can gently tap the fourth wall, too. [looking directly at the camera] The Proposal.
Deadpool: The **** was that? [sounding slightly offended] Bitch, you think that's what I do?

View Quote Deadpool: [after being reunited with Dogpool] My girl! We don't have to be apart ever, ever again. Never, ever...
Nicepool: [interrupts while running towards them] Sorry!
Deadpool: ****!

View Quote Deadpool: Alright! **** it! Let's give the people what they came for!
Wolverine: Let's **** go.
Deadpool: [turns to camera] Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good.

View Quote Deadpool: Deadpool Prime here! Our fight isn't with you!
Kidpool: Hey! When I want your opinion, I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth!
Nicepool: That's Kidpool, she's the dirtiest.
Deadpool: Can we just be done?!
Ladypool: Ooh, we're just getting started...
Deadpool: No, no, no, no, no, with the whole multiverse thing! It's not great. It's just been miss after miss after miss! Look, The Wizard of Oz did the multiverse first, and they did it best -- the gays knew it! But we didn't listen! Let's just take the L and move on!
Nicepool: I think it's been steadily great since Endgame!

View Quote Deadpool: How long was I asleep?
Wolverine: Not all of you was asleep.

View Quote Deadpool: Look at you all! You must be the others. Terrific. So, just to refresh, you are Wonder--
Elektra: Elektra.
Deadpool: Elektra, yes, who could forget? And you! I was not expecting to see you here, I thought you were, y'know... [in an impression of Snipes] retired.
Blade: ****?
Deadpool: "Retired". I'm already in the Void, I'm not trying to get cancelled again.
Blade: I don't like you.
Deadpool: You never did. And who's this succulent reminder of my own inadequacies? Look at you. You look like the superhero version of Hawkeye.
Gambit: [through a mild Cajun accent] The name's Remy LeBeau. Le Diable Blanc. But you can call me the Gambit.
Deadpool: It's been a while since I've seen Sling Blade. Hit me again.
Gambit: They call me the Gambit.
Deadpool: Do they? Are you sure you didn't just really, really want them to, but it never quite worked out?