Channing Tatum movie quotes

View Quote You know, my momma... she always told me, "Us Southerners get our good manners from the British." I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself."

View Quote Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy.

View Quote Tequila: All right. Y'all ain't got nothing to protect other than your honor? Let's see what happens when we change things up.

View Quote Director Gordon: See, that's my concern... he's not taking this seriously.
Tyler Gage: Well, I'm sorry... it's just that you guys talk about dancing like it's rocket science or something.

View Quote Mac Carter: [seeing Tyler teaching a bunch of people the dance he and Nora made up] Man, what is this?
Tyler Gage: It's part of my community service

View Quote Tyler Gage: [about a dance Nora imagines] If you imagined it with dancers you should do it!
Nora: Where am I going to get dancers?
Tyler Gage: You know, you do go to a school just busting with kids in tights!

View Quote Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

View Quote (To Viola, as Sebastian) Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?

View Quote Dude, come on, you're a guy, what would you do if the hottest girl in school came and asked you on a date?

View Quote Batman: [he trails off hoping for any positive comments] You are so disappointing on so many levels.
Vitruvius: Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...
Computer: [a wall is breached and even more water floods in] Hull breach!
Unikitty: The walls are crying!
Benny: [as she tries to plug a hole] We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]
Batman: This is not how Batman dies!
[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]
Wyldstyle: Emmet! Hold on, hold on!
Emmet: Wyldstyle!
[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signalling a detonation]
Wyldstyle: Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!
[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface]
[where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]
Bad Cop: Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?
Micro-Manager: Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.
Bad Cop: Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to, we've go to find that piece, [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: "the Special is no more"! [they all depart from the wreckage]
Emmet:: Okay. :[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. Clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.
[the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment]
Emmet: Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly gets interrupted by another Master Builder]
Metalbeard: REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.
Emmet: Who are you?
Metalbeard: The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.
Vitruvius: Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]
Metalbeard: I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] ...and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]
Emmet: [disturbed] Okay.
Metalbeard: I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. [to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?
Emmet: Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.
Metalbeard: WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]
Emmet: Please, everyone, everyone! please.
William Shakespeare: [throws a pizza] Rubbish!
Emmet: [addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!
Swamp Creature: This is supposed to make us feel better?
Emmet: What th-? No, there was about to be a but...
Gandalf: You're a butt!
Dumbledore: Yes.
[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]
Metalbeard: You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]
Emmet: Why are you leaving?!
Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]
Emmet: Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?
Master Builder 1: You're not even a bit special.
[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch] Batman: [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]
Master Builder 2: You're a huge disappointment!
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off] Master Builder 3: Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him! Emmet: Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Master Builder 4: Special? Not!
[A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog]:
Emmet: I was wrong.
[Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, goes through the eye of the dog and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]
Superman: It's the orb of Tee-te-list.

View Quote Emmet: [Emmet gasps] Is that Superman?
Statue of Liberty: Bonjour.
Superman: Girl, what are you doing right now?
Green Lantern: [appears from behind Emmet] Hey, Superman!
Superman: Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?
Green Lantern: [fixing his mask] Lantern. Green Lantern.
Superman: Yeah, yeah.
Green Lantern: Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?
Superman: Uh, I've to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]
Green Lantern: [the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?
Vitruvius: My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy... [Benny: 'Hello!'] ...2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.
[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]

View Quote Superman: IT DIDN'T BREAK!
Bad Cop: Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gun! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]
Superman: [screams] I CAN'T MOVE!
Green Lantern: Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!
Superman: I super hate you.

View Quote [gives a speech to a school] Hello. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk to you today. My name is Mark Schultz. I wanna talk about America, and I wanna tell you why I wrestle. [holds up his Olympic gold metal to the kids] This is an Olympic gold metal. I won this three years ago at the 23rd Olympic games in Los Angeles, California. This is more than just some piece of metal. It's about what the metal represents. The virtues it requires to attain it.

View Quote [Mark and John du Pont stare out at the morning forest of Valley Forge]
John du Pont: Three thousand men died here. These patriots were willing to give up everything... including their lives... for freedom. I like to come here to remind myself what really matters. We're going to do great things, Mark. Great things.
Mark Schultz: Yes, sir. I'm gonna give you everything I have.

View Quote [John and Mark sit out on the backyard porch of the du Pont residence, a little drunk and drugged]
Mark Schultz: You all right? Huh?
John du Pont: You are a good friend, Mark.
Mark Schultz: Thank you, John.
John du Pont: I only had one real friend growing up. Hugh Cherry. Hughby. He was the son of my mother's chauffeur.
Mark Schultz: Uh-huh.
John du Pont: When I was 16, I found out that my mother had been paying him to be my friend.
Mark Schultz: Dave was my only friend growing up. Yeah.
[John chuckles at Mark]

View Quote [about the Baroness] She's gonna come after you. You know that, right? And with her Intel and toys, she'll find you.

View Quote Okay, that was crazy. I didn't expect that.

View Quote The Baroness: [smiles] Hello, Duke.
Duke: [surprised] Ana?
The Baroness: [kicks him] Now you have to admit, you had that coming.

View Quote How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?

View Quote Mike: I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike: There are some fives in there.
Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.

View Quote Dallas: [about The Kid] He's young, good looking...
Mike: He can't dance for sure.
Dallas: He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable.

View Quote Gambit: I ain't know my daddy, but I'm sure I shot outta his dick ready. [...] Yeah, he was laying them buttery nuts all up in my mama and I shot out there and I said "what's up, doc?"

View Quote Gambit: You know how long I been waitin' for this? Woo, I'm about to make a name for myself here!

View Quote Deadpool: Look at you all! You must be the others. Terrific. So, just to refresh, you are Wonder--
Elektra: Elektra.
Deadpool: Elektra, yes, who could forget? And you! I was not expecting to see you here, I thought you were, y'know... [in an impression of Snipes] retired.
Blade: ****?
Deadpool: "Retired". I'm already in the Void, I'm not trying to get cancelled again.
Blade: I don't like you.
Deadpool: You never did. And who's this succulent reminder of my own inadequacies? Look at you. You look like the superhero version of Hawkeye.
Gambit: [through a mild Cajun accent] The name's Remy LeBeau. Le Diable Blanc. But you can call me the Gambit.
Deadpool: It's been a while since I've seen Sling Blade. Hit me again.
Gambit: They call me the Gambit.
Deadpool: Do they? Are you sure you didn't just really, really want them to, but it never quite worked out?

View Quote I mean, if this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?

View Quote Rome: I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?
Mike: Come on, let's not do this.

View Quote Big Dick Richie: Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?
Mike: Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.
Big Dick Richie: If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.
Mike: Okay, I'll be present.
Big Dick Richie: All right, that's it.
Mike: What are you? Yo, what are you doing?
Tito: iPhone went bye phone!
Mike: Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.
Big Dick Richie: That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bright it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.
Mike: Why do you think I came this weekend?
Big Dick Richie: I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
Tobias: Hell yeah!
Big Dick Richie: Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!

View Quote I'm a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.

View Quote This is the very first time I’ve ever seen you totally unafraid. And alive.

View Quote You know what’s ironic? I thought you, of all people, would know not to judge a book by its cover.

View Quote Jason Lyle: You said we're a team. One person struggles, we all struggle. One person triumphs, we all triumph.

View Quote Jason Lyle: [to Coach Carter as he walks into the gym] Sir, they can cut the chains off the door, but they can't make us play.
Damien Carter:We've decided we're going to finish what you've started, sir.
Worm: Yeah, so leave us be, coach. We've got shit to do, sir.

View Quote Coach Carter: You, shooting the ball, what's your name sir?
Jason Lyle: Jason Lyle, but I ain't no sir.
Coach Carter: Oh, well are you a madam?
[team laughs]

View Quote Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! It's my special sock! Put it down!

View Quote Bombshell: [upon Revenjamin Buttons landing in the blue car that she is in] You are so hot!
Revenjamin Buttons: Oh, I know!

View Quote Guy: This is Free City. Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people. And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes. They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
Bombshell: You are so hot.
Revenjamin Buttons: Oh, I know.
Guy: See? That's not even his car. Or his wife. For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want. They go on all sorts of missions. They got cool hair, cool clothes. I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions. Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car. Or that nice lady. See what I mean?

View Quote Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

View Quote Captain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Roadblock: Not from their backs they don't.

View Quote Roadblock: That's on the rise. Like your panties.
Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties.
[pause] Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, ok, I'm just saying...
Roadblock: You love my panties?
Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up?
Roadblock: What does that mean?

View Quote Jimmy Logan: We need, like, a computer whizz, like one of them Facebook boys.
Fish Bang: I know everything there is to know about computers, okay?
Jimmy Logan: Do you?
Fish Bang: All the Twitters, I know 'em.

View Quote Clyde Logan: A real bank vault?
Jimmy Logan: Yeah. It's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google.

View Quote Sadie Logan: I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for Talent!
Jimmy Logan: What song?
Sadie Logan: Umbrella by Rihanna.
Dylan Chapman: When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella. She's really singing about her vagina. It's code.
Jimmy Logan: Who told you that?
Dylan Chapman: Everybody.

View Quote We are heading out to sea and however it will be, it ain't gonna be the same. cause no matter what we see, when we're out there on the sea, we ain't gonna see a dame. we'll be searching high and low on the deck and down below but it's a crying shame. Oh, we'll see a lot of fish but we'll never clock a dish. We ain't gonna see a dame. No dames! we might see some octopuses No dames! or a half a dozen clams No dames! we might even see a mermaid But mermaids got no gams! No gams! Have I got a girl for you! out there on the sea! Here's how it will be i'm gonna dance with you, pal you're gonna dance with me! When we're out there on the sea we'll be happy as can be Or so the Captain claims! But we have to disagree. Cause the only guarantee Is I'll see a lot of you And you'll see a lot of me! And it's absolutely certain That we'll see a lot of sea. But we ain't gonna see no dames. No dames! We're going to sea! No dames! We're going to sea! No dames! We're going to sea! We ain't gonna see no Dames!