Magic Mike XXL 2015 quotes

When I started this, I thought I'd, um, I thought I'd hate it. But now, if like the EP blew up tomorrow, I'd probably still do this on the side. Do you see how many girls I meet every day?

Yes, I saw.

For free, I don't gotta pay, all I gotta do is sing. And you think about that and these girls have to deal with men in their lives who every day, they don't listen to them. They don't ask them what they want. All we got to do is ask them what they want and when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man. We're like healers or something.

Yes, man!

Big Dick Richie

Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?

Mike

Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.

Big Dick Richie

If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.

Mike

Okay, I'll be present.

Big Dick Richie

All right, that's it.

Mike

What are you? Yo, what are you doing?

iPhone went bye phone!

Mike

Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.

Big Dick Richie

That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bright it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.

Mike

Why do you think I came this weekend?

Big Dick Richie

I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.

Hell yeah!

Big Dick Richie

Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!

Mike

Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole "It's not about how we go out there and do it together" speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman.

Big Dick Richie

I'm a male entertainer.

Mike

Oh yeah, what are we?
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: Male entertainers.

Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?

I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?

Mike

Come on, let's not do this.

"Magic" Mike Lane

I mean, if this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?

Big Dick Richie

Tomorrow, we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention!