Most-quoted character in Magic Mike XXL (2015): in 4 of its 6 quotes
Most scenes with: Big Dick Richie (2)
I mean, if this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?
Mike Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole "It's not about how we go out there and do it together" speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman.
I'm a male entertainer.
Mike Oh yeah, what are we?
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: Male entertainers.
Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?
Mike Come on, let's not do this.
Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?
Mike Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.
If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.
Mike Okay, I'll be present.
All right, that's it.
Mike What are you? Yo, what are you doing?
iPhone went bye phone!
Mike Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.
That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bright it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.
Mike Why do you think I came this weekend?
I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
Hell yeah!
Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!
