Agent Tequila Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy.
3rd most-quoted character in Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017): in 23 of its 128 quotes
A line from Agent TequilaYou know, my momma... she always told me, "Us Southerners get our good manners from the British." I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself."
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21 scenes Tequila You know, my momma... she always told me, "Us Southerners get our good manners from the British." I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself." Y'all ain't ever heard of knockin' before you enter? [spits tobacco]
Tequila Oh, did you now?
Tequila Oh, the Kingsman!
Tequila Huh. That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on.
Tequila Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack through an advanced biometric security system with nothin' but a little bitty ol' watch on?
Tequila I can promise you, though.
Tequila That dog don't hunt. So why don't you go on and get down on your knees and tell me who you really work for?
Tequila That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. You just made it personal.
Tequila A bottle in a secret wall. You really expect me to take that seriously? See, I think your story's horse shit. Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. You're here for the lepidopterist, ain't you?
Tequila Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh? [grabs a bottle of Statesman whiskey] Look anything like that, right there?
Tequila All right. Let's see here. [opens bottle and sniffs the whiskey] You know why the measurement of alcohol content is called 'proof'?
Tequila See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder. [drinks a little] Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proof [splashes more whiskey, much to the annoyance of Eggsy and Merlin] that their rum was good and strong. But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire. [Tequila pulls out a lighter as Merlin chuckles] Or you could just tell me who the **** y'all really are and how the hell you found us.
Tequila What about you?
Tequila Yeah.
Tequila All right. Y'all ain't got nothing to protect other than your honor? Let's see what happens when we change things up.
Tequila Y'all got three seconds to tell the truth.
Tequila He can't hear you, but I can. So talk.
Tequila That's two.
Tequila Three.
Tequila My apologies, boys. I'd, I hope there ain't no hard feelings. I was just doin' my job. Welcome to Statesman, independent intelligence agency. Just like y'all, I reckon. But our founders went into the booze business. Thank the sweet Lord above. This is Ginger Ale. She's our strategy executive.
Tequila I'm Agent Tequila.
