Merlin I could say the same thing about you.
2nd most-quoted character in Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017): in 28 of its 128 quotes
Scenes with Merlin
28 scenes Merlin Merlin No. You think I would?
Merlin This thing... hacked us. Clearly, this arm can be remotely controlled. I'm only alive because my address wasn't on the database with the agents. Whoever Charlie's working with doesn't think that mere staff are missile-worthy.
Merlin Pull yourself together! Remember your training. There's no time for emotion in this scenario.
Merlin Now, as all surviving agents are present, we follow the doomsday protocol. When that's done, and only then, you may shed a tear in private.
Merlin We go shopping.
Merlin Not one of my predecessors has ever been in this situation before. Thank God.
Merlin A-ha.
Merlin Remember this?
Merlin Whatever's in that safe is the answer to all our problems.
Merlin I suppose that must be upper-class humor. [pauses] I don't get it.
Merlin I think we should drink a toast to our fallen comrades.
Merlin Roxy.
Merlin [impressed by the drink]
Ooh.
Merlin To Arthur.
Merlin I think we should.
Merlin [sobbing]
I should have seen it coming. Charlie, the taxi. It's all my fault.
Merlin I think we should drink to Scotland.
Merlin You're probably right.
Merlin Aye?
Merlin [cleaning his glasses]
Fried chicken? I love fried chicken.
Merlin Yeah.
Merlin Exactly.
Merlin Oh, for Pete's sake!
Merlin Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go **** yourself.
Merlin Harry!
Merlin Wait! No!
Merlin No!
