Merlin Eggsy! **** get on with it!
4th most-quoted character in Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015): in 6 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin (3), Harry Hart/Galahad (3)
Eggsy, the signal's starting! Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now!
More lines from Merlin
2 quotes Merlin Merlin Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy. He was right.
Scenes with Merlin
3 scenes
[[Eggsy wakes up, tied to a railroad track. He sees the Interrogator approach him with a knife in hand]
Who the **** are you? Where am I?
The Interrogator
This knife can save your life.
The Interrogator
My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. What the **** is Kingsman? And who is Harry Hart?
I don't know who the **** that is! Shit!
The Interrogator
Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer!
****! Just cut the **** ropes, please!
The Interrogator
Hey, Eggsy, is Kingsman worth dying for?
[Eggsy sustains the "you" as the train passes over him. He discovers that the section dropped down before impact. Harry arrives at the scene]
Congratulations. Bloody well done.
How'd the others do?
Roxy passed with flying colours. Charlie's up next. Want to watch?
Yeah. Alright.
The Interrogator
[Cuts to Charlie tied to the same tracks, The Interrogator standing over him.]
Is Kingsman worth dying for?
Charlie
No it **** isn't! Shit! I'll tell you what you want, please! Chester King's Arthur! Arthur's head of the secret spy agency! It's called Kingsman! Get me out of here!
The Interrogator
Thank you, Charlie. Much appreciated.
Charlie
[He walks away.]
No, that wasn't the **** deal! FUUUUUUUCK!
Arthur
[Train passes over Charlie and the section he's tied to drops down. Section rises as Arthur arrives at the scene.]
I've had such high hopes for you. You're a bloody disgrace.
Charlie
I'm so sorry. Please untie me.
Arthur
Untie yourself.
Charlie
[Arthur walks away.]
Arth- Arthur, please. Shit. Anyone!
Merlin [Merlin, Harry, Eggsy, Roxy, and Percival observe the scene in the control room.]
Galahad, Percival, congratulations. Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. As tradition allows, you will have 24 hours to spend with them. Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point. From now on, there are no safety nets. Understood?
Merlin [Eggsy and Roxy look at each other and nod to Merlin.]
Good. Dismissed.
Merlin [The Kingsman agents and candidates leave the room. Merlin turns around and turns on the loudspeaker at the railway.]
Charlie. Time to go home.
Charlie
**** you! **** Dad's going to hear about this!
South Glade Mission Church. Merlin, get the plane ready.
Merlin Will do.
I am so sorry, I'm gonna do every...
You should be. You just stay right there, I'll sort this mess out when I get back.
Church Leader
[Harry is in a hate group church]
And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the Antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a ****, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Merlin [remotely watching]
Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
Church Leader
So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Gazelle
Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine
We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle
What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine
You just have to trust me.
Church Leader
...Jew, ****, **** lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman
Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church] Hey! What's your problem?
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine
Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Church Leader
[continuing his sermon]
I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
Church Blonde Woman
Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you!
[Harry, under the effects of the test, shoots the woman and everyone in the church attacks each other] [remotely watching]
Holy ****!
Valentine
Oh, shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.
