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View Quote Captain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Roadblock: Not from their backs they don't.
View Quote Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
View Quote Firefly: [after punching the president] That was for the tax high.
Zartan: Like you pay taxes.
Firefly: Ain't always about me.
View Quote Flint: We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.
Roadblock: There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.
View Quote French Leader: You will have to answer for this... to your Congress... your courts.
Cobra Commander: Correction: *They* will have to answer to *ME*.
Indian Leader: What is it you want?
Cobra Commander: I want it all!
View Quote Joe Colton: You alright?
Lady Jaye: Yeah. Are you alright?
Joe Colton: My cholesterol's a little high.
View Quote Lady Jaye: My dad could see me now...
Flint: What are you talking about?
Lady Jaye: You wouldn't believe it.
Flint: Why?
Lady Jaye: Third generation military. He desperately wanted a fourth. My mom had me.
Flint: Well he must be really proud of you then.
Lady Jaye: He didn't believe in female soldiers. I finally asked him why. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.
Flint: Did it work?
Lady Jaye: He died before I got the chance.
View Quote Roadblock: General.
Joe Colton: Call me Joe.
View Quote Roadblock: That's on the rise. Like your panties.
Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties.
[pause] Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, ok, I'm just saying...
Roadblock: You love my panties?
Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up?
Roadblock: What does that mean?
View Quote Roadblock: Where can we find you, general?
Joe Colton: Just need my orders.
Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team.
Joe Colton: [offering his car] It idles a little rough in neutral.
Roadblock: I ain't gonna be in neutral.
Joe Colton: Hoo-rah.
View Quote Roadblock: [seeing Mouse is nervous] My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.
[gives him a bullet, which he puts into his mouth] Mouse: Delicious.
View Quote Roadblock: [to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander] Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?
[Snake Eyes is silent] Roadblock: That's what I thought.
View Quote Zartan: You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
President: I bet that endears you to the people.
Zartan: Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.
View Quote Damn ninjas.
View Quote Destro... you're out of the band.