Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Not from their backs they don't.
Roadblock
Dwayne Johnson · 12 quotes
Zartan
Arnold Vosloo · 8 quotes
Joe Colton
Bruce Willis · 6 quotes
Captain Duke Hauser
Channing Tatum · 3 quotes
Cobra Commander
Luke Bracey · 3 quotes
Firefly
Ray Stevenson · 3 quotes
Flint
D.J. Cotrona · 3 quotes
Lady Jaye
Adrianne Palicki · 3 quotes
President
2 quotes
Warden Nigel James
Walton Goggins · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Roadblock & Captain Duke Hauser (3), Roadblock & Joe Colton (2)
G.I. Joe: Retaliation quotes
Page 1 of 3Drive it like you stole it!
As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
Like you pay taxes.
Ain't always about me.
We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.
There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.
French Leader You will have to answer for this... to your Congress... your courts.
Correction: *They* will have to answer to *ME*.
Indian Leader What is it you want?
I want it all!
You alright?
Yeah. Are you alright?
My cholesterol's a little high.
My dad could see me now...
What are you talking about?
You wouldn't believe it.
Why?
Third generation military. He desperately wanted a fourth. My mom had me.
Well he must be really proud of you then.
He didn't believe in female soldiers. I finally asked him why. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.
Did it work?
He died before I got the chance.
General.
Call me Joe.
That's on the rise. Like your panties.
You love my panties.
Alright, ok, I'm just saying...
You love my panties?
Are you going to shut up?
What does that mean?
Where can we find you, general?
Just need my orders.
You know we'd make a hell of a team.
I ain't gonna be in neutral.
Hoo-rah.
[seeing Mouse is nervous]
My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.
Mouse [gives him a bullet, which he puts into his mouth]
Delicious.
[to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander]
Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?
You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
I bet that endears you to the people.
Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.
Damn ninjas.
Destro... you're out of the band.