[he trails off hoping for any positive comments]
You are so disappointing on so many levels.
Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...
Computer [a wall is breached and even more water floods in]
Hull breach!
[as she tries to plug a hole]
We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]
This is not how Batman dies!
[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]
Emmet! Hold on, hold on!
[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signalling a detonation]
Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!
[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface] [where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]
Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?
MM Micro-Manager
Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.
Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to, we've go to find that piece, [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: "the Special is no more"! [they all depart from the wreckage]
: Okay. :[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. Clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.
[the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment]
Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly gets interrupted by another Master Builder]
REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.
The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.
Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]
I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] ...and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]
I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. [to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?
Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.
WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]
Please, everyone, everyone! please.
WS William Shakespeare
[throws a pizza]
Rubbish!
[addressing the Master Builders]
Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!
SC Swamp Creature
This is supposed to make us feel better?
What th-? No, there was about to be a but...
[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]
You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]
A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]
Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?
MB Master Builder 1
You're not even a bit special.
[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch] [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet]
Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]
MB Master Builder 2
You're a huge disappointment!
MB Master Builder 3
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]
Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!
Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Master Builder 4: Special? Not!
[A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog] :
[Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, goes through the eye of the dog and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]
It's the orb of Tee-te-list.
Batman is the worst person I've ever met.
[suddenly, Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive]
Need a hyperdrive?
[Chuckling]
You really had me there!
Those guys were so lame; all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too- all dudes.
But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?
HS Han Solo
[cut to the Millennium Falcon]
Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!
[Suddenly, the spaceship loses power, and is eaten by an asteroid worm; cut back to the ship]
Nah, they'll be fine.
[following Emmet's plan, the group work together to build a spaceship]
Step 1: Alright, we need a blue two-piece unit over at the... [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?
[picking up a piece of Lego as they follow the instructions]
Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.
What do I even...? I-I can't...! [kicks Lego pieces in frustration]
Nice. Step 2: We pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, laser gate.
[in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are in the driver's seat]
Space ID.
I am here to see... your butt.
Is that last name "butt", first name "your", or is it- [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] OH, MY GOSH!
[Batman laughs then throws another Batarang at the gate button, but fails to hit it]
Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws several Batarangs until it finally hits the button, making it go green.] First try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]
Step 3: We break into Lord Business's office, and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises.[they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4: Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metalbeard and Benny break into the control room]
Computer Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.
Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metalbeard and Benny quickly hide as not to be detected, Metalbeard transforms into a photocopying machine.]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his buttocks, both laughing. Metalbeard suddenly transforms back and destroys the two robots]
Metalbeard, that was awesome!
First law of the sea: never place your rear end on a pirate's face.
Once inside, they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metalbeard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]
Computer I'm the computer.
Cool, talking computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please disable the shield systems.
Computer Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls onto the computer]
Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind, he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]
Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]
I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly, Bruce Wayne enters the room]
BW Bruce Wayne
I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan]
Bruce Wayne?!? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the others, all clearly aware of who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence; Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]
BW Bruce Wayne
We'd like to invest in your company; your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.
It is indeed super sweet.
BW Bruce Wayne
Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?
Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.
BW Bruce Wayne
Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?
Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight-foot speakers.
BW Bruce Wayne
Great call.
Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.
[cut to Lord Business's robots instructing the captive Master Builders in the Think Tank]
Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!
We'll never help-! [Suddenly, the device attached to their heads electrocutes them, and they all start coming up with the instructions] Whatever you say, boss!
Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me exploding?
Uh, I didn't mention that earlier: when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?
No! But it might not, right?
Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.
[back at Octan Tower, Emmet and Wyldstyle disguised as a robots, deliver the speakers to the control room]
Attention everybody! Incoming Speaker Delivery! [Emmet looks in fear at the TAKO device and suddenly misses his footing and drops the speaker and THUD!... Emmet grunts and falls. The other robots look at them with suspicion] Who are you, two?
[trying to sound like a robot]
We are transfers from downstairs.
[Emmet then speaks in a pretend robot voice]
Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice?
Give me a break, I've never been a robot before.
What do you mean?! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A ROBOT! [both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, and as the other robots get ready to attack them.] No, no, no! Do not listen to her!
What are your robot serial numbers?[Wyldstyle gasps and as the robots stare at them suddenly Emmet starts humming the tune to "Everything is Awesome!" then he dances and turns]
[Whispering]
Everything is awesome!
[the robots back down]
No way, this is my jam.
R2 Robot #2
This is also my jam. [the robots starts singing and dancing]
R Robots
Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you're part of a team
[Emmet starts joining in with them, he turns to Wyldstyle indicating for her to also sing along]
I don't want to sing the song. I'm not--? [the robots suddenly get ready to attack them when Wyldstyle joins in and sings] Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome when you're living out a dream!
[the robots start heading in one direction, Wyldstyle and Emmet quickly sneak away] [in normal voice]
Quick, let's go. [after they get passed the robots and start climbing up a vent]
R Robots
[Singing]
Everything Is Awesome
[in normal voice] [chuckles]
I thought you didn't like that song.
[Vitruvius is decapitated by Lord Business.]
Vitruvius! NO! Vitruvius.
My sweet Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.
I know, I'm doing my best, but I d-
The prophecy... I made it up.
I made it up. It's not true.
But that means I'm just... I'm not the Special?
[last words before his death]
You must listen. What I'm about to tell you will change the course of history... [dies]
No. No. [the group looks visibly sad as they are led away by the robots]
Hey, not so special anymore, huh? [the robots strapped each of the group into one of the Think Tank seats] Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up. I'm not some special little snowflake, no! [A micro-manager picks up Emmet and straps him onto the battery] But as un-special as I am, you are a thousand billion times more un-special than me. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact-Zero!
Yes, Lord Business. [the robots hand Lord Business an Xacto razor and he walks over to Emmet]
Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. And the next minute… you're nobody! [uses the razor to cut the Piece of Resistance from Emmet's back] Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room. [he then deliberately throws the Piece of Resistance out of the window, breaking it.] Uh-oh, my mistake! There it goes!
Bye-bye, forever! [the Piece of Resistance falls into the abyss] Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do! [he turns to his robots] ROBOTS! RELEASE THE KRAGLE! START THE COUNTDOWN! [his presses the button] and Computer?
Computer Yes, sir?
Emmet, you'll... you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.
Didn't you hear him? The prophecy's made up. I'm not the Special. To think for a moment I thought I might be.
Emmet. [suddenly, Emmet hears Vitruvius's ghostly voice]
I did. [Vitruvius's ghostly form appears behind Emmet] I am ghost Vitruvius. Ooooh! [he glides over to face Emmet] Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the Piece could become the Special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.
But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special, when I'm not?
Because the world depends on it. Ooooh! [the ghostly form of Vitruvius starts to glide away]
Computer Zapping termination in thirty-five Mississippi...
Computer Thirty-four Mississippi, thirty-three Mississippi, thirty-two Mississippi, thirty-one Mississippi, thirty Mississippi, twenty-nine Mississippi, twenty-eight Mississippi, twenty-seven Mississippi, twenty-six Mississippi, twenty-five Mississippi... [as the countdown continues, Emmet gets an idea; he manages to dislodge the battery from its holding place and rolls himself with the battery toward the broken window.]
Emmet! What are you...? [Emmet rolls himself towards the edge of the broken window and looks down into the abyss]
Whoa! [he looks back at Wyldstyle] Lucy!
Wait! What are you...? What are you...?
Now it's your turn to be the hero. [Wyldstyle realizing what Emmet is planning to do]
Computer Thirteen, Mississippi.
Computer Twelve Mississippi, Eleven Mississippi...
See you later, alligator.
Computer Ten Mississippi...
Don't! [Emmet jumps out the broken window.]
Computer Nine Mississippi, eight Mississippi...
[gasps]
No, EMMET! [as the computer countdown continues, Emmet starts falling into the abyss]
Computer Seven Mississippi, six Mississippi...
Computer Five Mississippi, four Mississippi, three Mississippi, two Mississippi... [as Emmet gets nearer to the abyss, the battery he's strapped to snaps off its holder.] One Mississippi, zero, Missi- ERROR. Termination failure. [as the detonation sequence deactivates, the Master Builders are freed from their captivity]
Emmet! [She rushes over to the edge of the window and looks down into the abyss. The battery holder detached.] No... [the other Master Builders gather round]
Well, what do we do now? There's gotta be a bright side here somewhere?
Does anyone have any ideas?
Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he? [suddenly, Wyldstyle has an idea and looks round to the screen showing the citizen of Bricksburg as they are getting glued]
