Emmet
Batman is the worst person I've ever met.
Batman
Need a hyperdrive?
Emmet
No way!
Wyldstyle
Babe!
Emmet
I knew it! I knew that!
Wyldstyle
You really had me there!
Batman
Those guys were so lame; all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too- all dudes.
Benny
But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?
Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!
Batman
Nah, they'll be fine.
Emmet
Step 1: Alright, we need a blue two-piece unit over at the... [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?
Unikitty
Sorry.
Wyldstyle
Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.
Batman
What do I even...? I-I can't...! [kicks Lego pieces in frustration]
Emmet
Nice. Step 2: We pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, laser gate.
Space ID.
Batman
I have a drive-on.
Who are you here to see?
Batman
I am here to see... your butt.
Is that last name "butt", first name "your", or is it- [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] OH, MY GOSH!
Batman
Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws several Batarangs until it finally hits the button, making it go green.] First try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]
Emmet
Step 3: We break into Lord Business's office, and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises.[they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4: Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metalbeard and Benny break into the control room]
Computer
Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.
10-4!
Benny
Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metalbeard and Benny quickly hide as not to be detected, Metalbeard transforms into a photocopying machine.]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his buttocks, both laughing. Metalbeard suddenly transforms back and destroys the two robots]
Benny
Metalbeard, that was awesome!
First law of the sea: never place your rear end on a pirate's face.
Emmet
Once inside, they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metalbeard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]
Computer
I'm the computer.
Benny
Cool, talking computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please disable the shield systems.
Computer
Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls onto the computer]
Emmet
Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind, he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]
Vitruvius
Okay.
Emmet
Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]
Lord Business
I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly, Bruce Wayne enters the room]
I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan]
Batman
Bruce Wayne?!? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the others, all clearly aware of who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence; Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]
We'd like to invest in your company; your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.
Lord Business
It is indeed super sweet.
Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?
Lord Business
Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.
Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?
Unikitty
Embarrassing.
Lord Business
Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight-foot speakers.
Great call.
Lord Business
Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.
Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!
Gandalf
We'll never help-! [Suddenly, the device attached to their heads electrocutes them, and they all start coming up with the instructions] Whatever you say, boss!
Emmet
Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me exploding?
Vitruvius
Uh, I didn't mention that earlier: when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?
Emmet
No! But it might not, right?
Vitruvius
Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.
Attention everybody! Incoming Speaker Delivery! [Emmet looks in fear at the TAKO device and suddenly misses his footing and drops the speaker and THUD!... Emmet grunts and falls. The other robots look at them with suspicion] Who are you, two?
Wyldstyle
We are transfers from downstairs.
What excuse me?
Emmet
Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice?
Wyldstyle
Give me a break, I've never been a robot before.
Emmet
What do you mean?! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A ROBOT! [both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, and as the other robots get ready to attack them.] No, no, no! Do not listen to her!
What are your robot serial numbers?[Wyldstyle gasps and as the robots stare at them suddenly Emmet starts humming the tune to "Everything is Awesome!" then he dances and turns]
Emmet
Everything is awesome!
No way, this is my jam.
This is also my jam. [the robots starts singing and dancing]
Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you're part of a team
Wyldstyle
I don't want to sing the song. I'm not--? [the robots suddenly get ready to attack them when Wyldstyle joins in and sings] Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome when you're living out a dream!
Wyldstyle
Quick, let's go. [after they get passed the robots and start climbing up a vent]
Everything Is Awesome
Emmet
I thought you didn't like that song.
Wyldstyle
I don't.
