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Chris Pratt
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Chris Pratt movie quotes

153 quotes from 11 movies

The Lego Movie (2014) as Emmet

View Quote Step 1: Breathe ( breathes deeply )
View Quote Step 2: Greet the Day, Smile and Say
View Quote Step 3: Exercise
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The Garfield Movie (2024) as Garfield

View Quote [After the credits, we fade to a three-panel comic strip in the style of Jim Davis.]
Garfield: Why are you still here? Oh! I know! You're waiting for the sequel!
View Quote [Soon, Garfield and Odie are back home!]
Garfield: That’s right! I’m back, baby! [rushes over to his favorite chair] I was just talking about you, wasn’t I? [presses the button to put it in recliner mode] Oh, I’ve missed you, too. [turns on the TV to watch Catflix, then rushes over to Pooky and his bed] Pooky! I have a lot to tell you. You’re never gonna believe it. Crazy stuff happened. I slept outside twice! I know. Oh, and I made you this commemorative pin. [gets out a pin and puts it on Pooky]
Jon: [offscreen] Dinner time!
Garfield: Talk later! [kisses Pooky and runs off]
[Garfield gets on the stair railing, slides down, jumps off, and floats down with an umbrella. He dances over to the dinner table, where Jon serves up lasagna for dinner. Garfield takes in the smell and Jon grates cheese on top of the food.]
Jon: Say when?
Garfield: Never, Jon! Bury me in cheese!
Jon: I have two more in the freezer. Let me know when you want them. [timer dings] I’m gonna go check on dessert. [runs off to check on dessert]
Garfield: Oh, I apologize in advance. [gets out a fork and a knife] The eating you are about to see will not be pretty. And if you have young children, this would be a good time for them to leave the room.
Odie: Mm-hmm!
[Garfield prepares to dig in until he notices a giant oak tree across the house.]
Olivia: [voiceover] He’d just sit across the street from his kid’s house in a giant oak tree.
Garfield: [He gets up from his seat and walks away. His stomach growls and tries to steer him back to the table.] I know, I know. We’re coming back. [his stomach growls.] I just need to check something out first. [He leaves the house and walks to the oak tree, causing a bit of traffic along the way.]
Snickers: [voiceover] He put a notch in the bark. Every time he was there.
Garfield: [He climbs up the tree and looks around for a notch.] He left a notch. [sighs] Yeah, right. [He looks up to see one notch followed by tons of notches scratched everywhere on the tree.] He was here. He saw me grow up.
[Odie barks from below and Garfield uses his claws to slide down the tree.]
Garfield: Oh. Ow. Wow. That really stings. I don’t know why I didn’t think it would. Give me a second. [gets off the tree and hugs Odie] Vic loves us! Me first, of course, but then you too, but me a lot. At first. [Odie scoffs.] Wait, wait, wait, wait, but if he loves me, us, why would he let me, us, get captured at the dairy? Unless...[gasps] he wanted us to get captured! [As he walks down the street, he causes more traffic.]
Driver: Hey, watch it!
Garfield: Yes! He knew that Jinx wasn’t going to let him off the hook, but if we got caught, we get sent to the pound, and Jon would come and get us! [Odie gets him off the road.] Don’t you see, Odie? He was trying to save us!
Driver: [offscreen] Losers!
Garfield: We have to go save my dad.
[Back in the kitchen, Jon wheels in a big candy volcano.]
Jon: And here’s your favorite dessert, Mount Candy-toa! [notices they’re gone] Uh, guys? [He sees the two pets leaving and the volcano erupts, covering the entire kitchen and himself in candy.] Oh, come on!
View Quote [Cut to nighttime on a bridge, away from the city. Marge drives up to meet with a mystery figure holding a kennel.]
Garfield: [voiceover] It was a dark and foggy night. The air was damp and heavier than a broken pipe. On nights like this, you can’t swing a cat without hitting shady characters making shady deals all over town. [Marge flashes headlights at the figure, who flashes his flashlight back. Voiceover] Oh, but this night was going to be different. Justice was about to be served with a helping of retribution on the side.
Marge Malone: [She steps out of the truck.] Is that the package?
Garfield: [disguised voice] It is.
Marge Malone: Well, we have a deal. [She whistles and Ethel steps out of the truck.]
Garfield: [disguised voice] No one will come looking for her?
Marge Malone: Nope. I did what you said. I burned her paperwork, and then shredded it, and burned it some more. It’s like she never existed. Except for the image of her face on millions of dairy products.
[Ethel comes over to the figure, who gives Marge the kennel and some keys. The mystery figure is actually the three animals with Garfield using the same Critter Talk app to mask his voice.]
Garfield: [disguised voice] This...never happened.
Marge Malone: Agreed. [She leaves with the cage, revealing Jinx inside it. She growls at Marge.] Oh, save it, Cat Fancy! I know you planned the milk truck heist and then tried to throw those innocent cats off a train to cover it up. The boys told me everything.
[Jinx sees her former henchdogs now working for Marge. She hisses at them. Meanwhile, Ethel looks around until she finds Otto. She is reunited with him at last!]
Ethel: Otto! [hugs Otto] You are my day.
Otto: You are my night.
[Otto and Ethel stare lovingly at each other. Otto sprays cologne in his mouth and prepares to kiss her, but Ethel leaps onto him and they both have a romantic kiss.]
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) as Peter Quill

View Quote It looks like... home. It's like a replica of Earth.
View Quote (The High Evolutionary: So, you'd like to joust, would you?) Go to hell, you sick son of a bitch. You killed all those people!
View Quote We were gone for quite a while. But no matter what happens next, the galaxy still needs its guardians.
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Jurassic World (2015) as Owen Grady

View Quote (discussing the raptors with Claire) See, it's all about control with you! I don't control the raptors, it's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect. That's why you and I never had a second date.
View Quote [about the Indominus Rex escaping her paddock] Were you not watching? She marked up that wall as a distraction! She wanted us to think she escaped!
View Quote Just relax. It's just like taking a stroll through the woods. 65 million years ago.
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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) as Emmet

View Quote Emmet: [looks at the wedding being destroyed; worried] What's happening?? What did I just do?! Lucy! Come with me.
Rex Dangervest: [takes Emmet] I got you, brother.
Lucy: Wait! Emmet?
Emmet: Lucy!
View Quote [a giant meteor appears that it looks like Emmet and his spaceship is going to crash]
Emmet: This is the end! [just then, a space ranger appears out of nowhere, and destroys the giant meteor by using a megaton punch] Woah! Who is that?
View Quote Emmet: [awakens from his vision] Uh, Lucy? What?
Mermaid: Emmet, what have you done?
Emmet: Wait. [jumps onto another platform] You guys don't think this is all my fault?
Sherry Scratchinpost: Meh, maybe not entirely your fault.
Sheryl Swoopes: It's totally your fault
Gary Payton: [throws down a spiked ball] You got that right, WNBA legend Sheryl Swoopes.
Emmet: Listen, everyone, Lucy and the others were kidnapped in some sort of plan to start Armamageddon.
Gandalf: Armamageddon? Where we're banished for an eternity in the Bin of Storaj? That's just a legend.
Emmet: No it's real and it's gonna happen to all of us unless we rescue them.
Velma Dinkley: Jinkies! Who's gonna lead the mission?
Cleopatra: You wouldn't even make it past the Stairgate, let alone survive the Systar System.
Harley Quinn: That's a suicide mission!
Abraham Lincoln: [hovers down in his rocket chair] Wyldstyle said you're not tough enough to do this. Ya haven't changed with the times. You're stuck in the past a quarter score ago.
Larry the Barista: We've all grown up except for you.
Chainsaw Dave: Yeah, dude, you're a total Hufflepuff.
[Emmet looks on dismayed]
Woman: That's right he is!
Abraham Lincoln: Definitely not a good one.
Emmet: But, I'm not-
Gandalf: You remembered what happened to the Justice League. Not with Batman gone and Marvel not returning our calls, there are no real heroes left. Only original Aquaman and unlicensed knock-off, Larry Poppins.
[scene cuts to lego original Aquaman and Larry Poppins a male version of Mary Poppins]
Larry Poppins: Well, [pulls a plate of salt of his suitcase] I say a spoonful of salt helps the medicine go down. Anyone? No?
Gandalf: Oh, Larry
[Emmet looks around at the booing Master Builders]
Man: What he said is right!
Emmet: Aw, come on, everyone! We've done this before. We all took on Lord Business and we've changed the world!! [Chainsaw Dave and other Lego characters look at Emmet, confused] We are all special now. There's nothing we can't do! [Sherry and her cats and the Sewer Babies listen to the speech] We need to go up to that Alien planet and show those aliens what we're made of! [opens the door, exits the fortress, and turns back to the Master Builders] Who's comin' with me?
[The Master Builders stare at him blankly and seconds later, the door slams shut, hinting they all refuse to help Emmet]
Emmet: [sighs sadly]
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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) as Rex Dangervest

View Quote Emmet: [looks at the wedding being destroyed; worried] What's happening?? What did I just do?! Lucy! Come with me.
Rex Dangervest: [takes Emmet] I got you, brother.
Lucy: Wait! Emmet?
Emmet: Lucy!
View Quote [After Lucy defeats Rex]
Lucy: It's over, Rex. Emmet's never gonna be you. But you can be like him. You don't have to be the bad guy.
Emmet: You can join us.
Rex Dangervest: [grunts] I can't.
Emmet: What do you mean?
Rex Dangervest: She came back for ya. You're never gonna turn out like me, which means: I'm never gonna exist
Emmet: W-Wait, no.
Rex Dangervest: [His right arm disappears] Ha ha! Look, I told, I knew it! look, I'm Back to the Futuring! Totally called it.
Emmet: What's Back to the Futuring?
Rex Dangervest: [his left leg disappears] It's a classic movie older kids get to watch. And now it's happening to me
Emmet: Come on! Take our hand while you still have a hand to take!
Rex Dangervest: That ain't how it works, kid.
Emmet: Rex...
Rex Dangervest: It's okay. I'm proud of ya. [his right leg disappears] And you're gonna grow up to be better than me. But kind of thanks to me, so, [his left arm disappears] I'm also great. And, Lucy, thanks for coming back for us. [his lower body disappears] Besides, this is a pretty righteous way to go out, no regrets! Except again not trademarking "No regrets", that was a mistake, one love! [his head disappears into nothing]
Emmet: Just to be clear of that really happened, you could see him. Right?
Lucy: Uh-huh. Time to go?
Emmet: Yeah. [he and Lucy leave]
Lucy: Hey, um, I'm really sorry I tried to change you.
Emmet: Oh, and I'm sorry I blew up the wedding and almost banished everyone to an eternity of lifelessness in a cosmic storage bin. It's fine.
Lucy: Can we be special best friends still?
Emmet: Fo' eva. [he and Lucy hold hands as the screen fades to white]
View Quote Rex Dangervest: This is going to be easy. You're weak
Emmet: No, you're the one who's weak.
Rex Dangervest: Huh?
Emmet: [struggles as he tries to get up] I'll never grow up to be like you. It's easy to harden your heart, but to open it. That's the toughest thing you can do. I'm gonna grow up, but I won't stop caring about the people in my life. They may see the world differently. It's not bad. I think it's inspiring. 'Cause everything's not awesome, but we can make it a little more awesome if we remember... We're not alone in this world. We're in it together.
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Onward (2020) as Barley Lightfoot

View Quote All quests start with the Manticore, the fearless warrior.
View Quote Put it in "O" for "Onward!"
View Quote We're going on a quest!
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) as Mario

View Quote Mario: It's-a-me! A-Mario!
Luigi: And a-Luigi!
View Quote Mario: [turned into a cat] Oh, what? I'm a cat?!
Donkey Kong: [laughs] You got the cat box! Oh, my - Ah! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. [becomes serious] Now you die. [throws a punch at Cat Mario, who dodges]
Mario: [to himself] Huh. I'm a cat! [counter-attacks]
View Quote Mario: Hey! Leave him alone!
Luigi: Mario?
Bowser: [releases Donkey Kong] You just don't know when to quit!
Mario: Yeah, I've been told that before.
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Avengers: Infinity War (2018) as Peter Quill

View Quote Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half-human. So that 50% of me that's stupid? That's 100% you.
View Quote [Last words] Aw, man.
View Quote Peter Quill: Everybody, stay where you are, chill the eff out... [Quill powers off his helmet] I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: [De-helmeting] Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
Drax: [to Quill] I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna French-fry this little freak. [Points his blaster to Spider-Man's face]
Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! [Tony extends his nanotech cannon at Drax's face] Let's go!
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange: [Completely deadpan] She's right. You can't.
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself. [To Spider-Man] Starting with you.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? [Trying to inject clarity and sanity into the situation] Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, "Jesus"?
Tony Stark: You're from Earth.
Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for?
Peter Parker: [Sounding slightly crushed] So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill: With Thanos? No, I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you?
Peter Parker: [De-helmeting] We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?
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Jurassic World Dominion (2022) as Owen

View Quote If they find her, we're never going to see her again. We gotta protect her. That's our job.
View Quote I promise you, I'm going to get her back.
View Quote I always come back.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) as Owen Grady

View Quote You press that button, there is no going back.
View Quote I know why we're here. A rescue op. Save the dinosaurs from an island that's about to explode. What could go wrong?
View Quote If I don't make it back, remember that you're the one that made me come here. [softening] I'll be all right.
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) as Mario

View Quote [after Luigi and Yoshi sang "That's Amore"] I'm not in love with Peach! [Then Luigi and Yoshi taunts him with the kissy faces] Let's just go.
View Quote [On top of the castle, Princess Peach watches the festivities by herself]
Mario: Hey, you're missing your own party. [sits down next to her]
Peach: Hm. I hate birthdays.
Mario: Yeah. Luigi spent his tenth birthday crying. Said his childhood was over.
Peach: Well, the crazy thing is... It's not my real birthday. It's just the day the Toads found me. They have no idea where I came from. I've lived my entire life wondering where my family is.
Mario: That must be so hard.
Peach: Sometimes, I just feel so... lost.
Mario: Guess since it's not your actual birthday... [Mario pulls out the pink box.] ...You don't want a present.
Peach: Mario! [laughs and playfully punches Mario's arm]
Mario: [pained laughing] Fine. Fine. [hands Peach the box]
Peach: [opens the box to reveal a pink parasol with a heart-shaped handle. She reacts excitedly about it, and laughs softly] I love it.
View Quote Bowser: [laughs some, then happily] Hey, Luigi! [blandly] What's up, Mario? [shows them a painting he made of a 'handsome' version of himself with Peach with much pride] Behold, I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach! What do you think? And be honest.
Luigi: Love the colors!
Mario: The criticism I give you is it's trash.
Bowser: [angrily] How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that?! YOU THINK PAINTING IS EASY?! I'LL BURN THE SKIN OFF YOUR BONES!!! [holds a pause, returns to being calm and happy] Wow. [chuckles] Sorry about that. That's the old Bowser talking. Still working through my demons, I suppose.
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