Emmet, what have you done?
Wait. [jumps onto another platform] You guys don't think this is all my fault?
Meh, maybe not entirely your fault.
It's totally your fault
[throws down a spiked ball]
You got that right, WNBA legend Sheryl Swoopes.
Listen, everyone, Lucy and the others were kidnapped in some sort of plan to start Armamageddon.
Armamageddon? Where we're banished for an eternity in the Bin of Storaj? That's just a legend.
No it's real and it's gonna happen to all of us unless we rescue them.
Jinkies! Who's gonna lead the mission?
You wouldn't even make it past the Stairgate, let alone survive the Systar System.
That's a suicide mission!
[hovers down in his rocket chair]
Wyldstyle said you're not tough enough to do this. Ya haven't changed with the times. You're stuck in the past a quarter score ago.
We've all grown up except for you.
Yeah, dude, you're a total Hufflepuff.
[Emmet looks on dismayed]
That's right he is!
Definitely not a good one.
But, I'm not-
You remembered what happened to the Justice League. Not with Batman gone and Marvel not returning our calls, there are no real heroes left. Only original Aquaman and unlicensed knock-off, Larry Poppins.
[scene cuts to lego original Aquaman and Larry Poppins a male version of Mary Poppins]
Well, [pulls a plate of salt of his suitcase] I say a spoonful of salt helps the medicine go down. Anyone? No?
Oh, Larry
[Emmet looks around at the booing Master Builders]
What he said is right!
Aw, come on, everyone! We've done this before. We all took on Lord Business and we've changed the world!! [Chainsaw Dave and other Lego characters look at Emmet, confused] We are all special now. There's nothing we can't do! [Sherry and her cats and the Sewer Babies listen to the speech] We need to go up to that Alien planet and show those aliens what we're made of! [opens the door, exits the fortress, and turns back to the Master Builders] Who's comin' with me?
[The Master Builders stare at him blankly and seconds later, the door slams shut, hinting they all refuse to help Emmet] [sighs sadly]











