Bowser Jr. quotes from The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
Played by Jack Black
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From the ashes of his father's defeat rises a new conqueror. The Bowser name shall be feared once more!
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I'm Bowser Jr., and I'm gonna be taking my father... now!
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Princess Rosalina! You're coming with me!
Scenes with Bowser Jr.
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Bowser: [laughs some, then happily] Hey, Luigi! [blandly] What's up, Mario? [shows them a painting he made of a 'handsome' version of himself with Peach with much pride] Behold, I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach! What do you think? And be honest.
Luigi: Love the colors!
Mario: The criticism I give you is it's trash.
Bowser: [angrily] How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that?! YOU THINK PAINTING IS EASY?! I'LL BURN THE SKIN OFF YOUR BONES!!! [holds a pause, returns to being calm and happy] Wow. [chuckles] Sorry about that. That's the old Bowser talking. Still working through my demons, I suppose.
Luigi: Love the colors!
Mario: The criticism I give you is it's trash.
Bowser: [angrily] How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that?! YOU THINK PAINTING IS EASY?! I'LL BURN THE SKIN OFF YOUR BONES!!! [holds a pause, returns to being calm and happy] Wow. [chuckles] Sorry about that. That's the old Bowser talking. Still working through my demons, I suppose.
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[After falling into the lava pit and seemingly perishing, Bowser resurfaces as Dry Bowser]
Dry Bowser: I AM THE LORD OF BONES! I AM THE SKULL KING!!
Bowser Jr.: [transforms into Wonder Bowser Jr., and then in Fury Bowser Jr.] And I am his son! [they let out a terrifying roar]
Dry Bowser: I AM THE LORD OF BONES! I AM THE SKULL KING!!
Bowser Jr.: [transforms into Wonder Bowser Jr., and then in Fury Bowser Jr.] And I am his son! [they let out a terrifying roar]
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Fox: Good luck with them.
Dry Bowser: Don't worry, son. No jail can hold us.
Bowser Jr.: [digging] We'll be out of here soon.
[They are interrupted by a police baton being tapped slowly against the bars. Moving in front of their cell is the blue Luma who was originally captured by Bowser, Lumalee, wearing a prison officer cap]
Lumalee: Hello, maggots. Trying to escape? [Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr. gasp] You're gonna play by my rules now.
[Bowser Jr. huddles by his father's skull and whimpers]
Dry Bowser: Stay close, son. She won't break us.
Lumalee: First goes the body, then goes the bones. [giggles] Then all that's left is dust.
Dry Bowser: [nervously] You be quiet, right now!
Lumalee: You can't silence the truth. It only makes it louder, like the approaching drumbeat of death! [laughs] Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.: [screaming] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Dry Bowser: Don't worry, son. No jail can hold us.
Bowser Jr.: [digging] We'll be out of here soon.
[They are interrupted by a police baton being tapped slowly against the bars. Moving in front of their cell is the blue Luma who was originally captured by Bowser, Lumalee, wearing a prison officer cap]
Lumalee: Hello, maggots. Trying to escape? [Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr. gasp] You're gonna play by my rules now.
[Bowser Jr. huddles by his father's skull and whimpers]
Dry Bowser: Stay close, son. She won't break us.
Lumalee: First goes the body, then goes the bones. [giggles] Then all that's left is dust.
Dry Bowser: [nervously] You be quiet, right now!
Lumalee: You can't silence the truth. It only makes it louder, like the approaching drumbeat of death! [laughs] Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.: [screaming] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Other characters in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026): Rosalina · Luigi · Princess Peach · Fox · Mario
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