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Ignacio/Nacho quotes

View Quote [robe catches fire] I smell cookies
View Quote I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.
View Quote Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun.
View Quote Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?
View Quote Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.
View Quote Get that corn outta my face!
View Quote I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?
View Quote It sucks to be me right now!
View Quote I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic.
View Quote Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!
View Quote You are crasssssy!
View Quote I went to a wrestling match. Lucha Libre.
View Quote [singing] When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, helps me to carry on. I ate somes bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, to wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow. No, no, no, no, no, no, way Jose. Unless you want to then, we break our vows together! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! [diddle-diddle-dee, diddle-diddle-dee] Encarnaciòn!
View Quote I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
View Quote Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.
View Quote [While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.
View Quote Well to tell you the truth.
View Quote My life is good. Really good.
View Quote [To a boy who doesn't want to eat his food] Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.
View Quote [To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho's new shirt, at a party] Eh. Let go my blouse.
View Quote I like your cow.
View Quote Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweatssss.
View Quote So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty
View Quote They don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?
View Quote [To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later.
View Quote Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
View Quote I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He's the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays.
View Quote Anaconda Squeeze!
View Quote This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,...and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.
View Quote Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
View Quote I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!
View Quote They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients
View Quote Hey! Take it eeeaasy!
View Quote Nipple Twist!
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