The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 quotes

Bowser

Hey, Luigi! [blandly] What's up, Mario? [shows them a painting he made of a 'handsome' version of himself with Peach with much pride] Behold, I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach! What do you think? And be honest.

Luigi

Love the colors!

Mario

The criticism I give you is it's trash.

Bowser

How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that?! YOU THINK PAINTING IS EASY?! I'LL BURN THE SKIN OFF YOUR BONES!!! [holds a pause, returns to being calm and happy] Wow. [chuckles] Sorry about that. That's the old Bowser talking. Still working through my demons, I suppose.

Fox McCloud

So, tell me this: Why is a princess trying to get to the most dangerous place in the galaxy?

Who are you?

Fox

Don't ask me personal questions.

Oh. I'm sorry, I-

Fox

I'm Fox McCloud! Leader of the legendary Star Fox team! I only care about three things: keeping the Lylat System safe, fighting with my buds, and doing extreme dangerous barrel rolls! Let's go! Then one day, my warp drive exploded. Blew a giant hole in the fabric of space and time and I got sucked into a different universe. That's what I get for making a frog my engineer. And now I roam your galaxy trying to find a way home, doing good when the price is right. Oh, and I also have cool space boots.

Whoa...

Peach

Now that's the backstory of the guy who's going to take us to the Space Junk Galaxy.

Fox

How desperate for money do you think I am? [Toad shows him his bag of large gold coins is tossed at his feet] All right, you've got a deal. I'll fuel up the Arwing. We'll take off in five.

That was the coolest dude I've ever seen.

Fox

Good luck with them.

Don't worry, son. No jail can hold us.

Bowser Jr.

We'll be out of here soon.

Hello, maggots. Trying to escape? [Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr. gasp] You're gonna play by my rules now.

Stay close, son. She won't break us.

First goes the body, then goes the bones. [giggles] Then all that's left is dust.

You be quiet, right now!

You can't silence the truth. It only makes it louder, like the approaching drumbeat of death! [laughs] Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosalina

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess named...Peach. She was the great protector of the Mushroom Kingdom. Her story begins many years ago-

I wanna hear the story about the plumbers!

Rosalina

We did that one last night. And the night before, and the night before.

Plumber! Plumber! Plumber!

Plumber! Plumber! Plumber! Plumber!

Rosalina

Okay, okay.

Whoo-hoo! I'm hooked on the brothers.

You gotta love a space rogue!

Luigi

He doesn't look like a rogue to me. He looks like Miss Castellano's dog.

Fox

Can Miss Castellano's dog do this? [activates the Arwing's bootsters and daringly maneuvers]

Mama, can we visit the Mushroom Kingdom?

I wanna see the castle.

Rosalina

Okay, okay.

Where's your castle? [Everybody turned their attention to Mario, Luigi and Yoshi]

Luigi

Ah, well, the castle! Yeah, the castle. Um... It died.

What are you talking about?!

I AM THE LORD OF BONES! I AM THE SKULL KING!!

Bowser Jr.

And I am his son! [they let out a terrifying roar]

Peach

Feel better now? [Yellow Luma nods. Peach pours another cup of tea]

I can't believe it's really you. Our mama read us so many bedtime stories about you.

Peach

Me? Are you sure?

She said if anything ever happened to her, to find you and you would help us. [clings to Peach's dress] Princess, our mama's been taken! [buries his face in Peach's lap]

Peach

What happened?

A giant robot took her to a scary planet out beyond the Gateway Galaxy. [wipes a tear from his eye] Can you help us?

Oh, there, there, you poor little monkey. [as she pats Ukiki, the monkey grabs the Whittle’s bag and dashes off, celebrating further away, laughs maniacally, but he's suddenly punched and knocked out cold by an unseen figure with a familiar short white glove, who then picks up the bag and hands it back to the Whittle] Well, thank you very much! Your Highness.
[The figure is Princess Daisy, who gives a wink; cuts to black]

Mario

Hey, you're missing your own party. [sits down next to her]

Peach

Hm. I hate birthdays.

Mario

Yeah. Luigi spent his tenth birthday crying. Said his childhood was over.

Peach

Well, the crazy thing is... It's not my real birthday. It's just the day the Toads found me. They have no idea where I came from. I've lived my entire life wondering where my family is.

Mario

That must be so hard.

Peach

Sometimes, I just feel so... lost.

Mario

Guess since it's not your actual birthday... [Mario pulls out the pink box.] ...You don't want a present.

Peach

Mario! [laughs and playfully punches Mario's arm]

Mario

Fine. Fine. [hands Peach the box]

Peach

I love it.

Princess Peach

Dear Mustache. I've gone to the Gateway Galaxy to begin my search for the Luma's mom. I'm leaving the kingdom in your hands. Sincerely, Peach.

Luigi

What? You know I never learned how to draw!

Mario

I'm not in love with Peach! [Then Luigi and Yoshi taunts him with the kissy faces] Let's just go.

Rosalina

Bedtime!

Rosalina

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess named...Peach. Her story begins many years ago, when she lived on a small planet with her sister, Rosalina. The two sisters were made of stardust. Their love burned as brightly as the stars themselves. Together, they could summon the power of the cosmos. But evil forces wanted the power for themselves." Rosalina...had to send Peach away. To safety. [...] The Toads raised and protected her until she grew strong enough to protect them.