Are we in another planet?
Same one. Just a different spot.
Are we in another planet?
Same one. Just a different spot.
You're gonna love it.
What?
The world.
Ssh. Go back to sleep.
Once upon a time, before I came, you cried and cried and watched TV all day, until you were a zombie. But then I zoomed down from heaven, through skylight, into Room. Whoosh-pshew! And I was kicking you from the inside. Boom, boom! And then I shot out onto Rug with my eyes wide open, and you cutt-ed the cord and said, "Hello, Jack!"
Ramona lived in New York.
Oh, did she? I was just there. Played the Chaos Theater for Gideon. You know him, right?
Oh, my God.
No. No...
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
"Ve-gone"?
Uh...sorry, I guess.
"Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
"Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.
Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Shut the [bleep] up, Julie.
Okay.
We're still going to the after-party, right?
I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
Neil, you down? [to Scott] Scott, you're in, right?
You wanna go?
Well...I kind of almost died back there.
I'm not saying I want to go.
Yeah, we can totally go.
I'll do whatever you want to do.
So, let's go.
We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
No, I'm fine. It's just--
"It's just"?
Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
But I'm part ass?
If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Wait, is that good?
It's what I need right now.
But not later?
Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Exes.
Whatever.
No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
I believe I broke up with her.
And was she cool with that?
Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
You're sure about that?
Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
No!
What about you and Kim?
Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
That's it?
Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
That's really the whole story?
Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Exes.
Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Roxy?
You know this girl?
Oh, boy, does she know me.
What is she talking about?
He really doesn't know?
Wait.
Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
You and her?!
It was just a phase.
"Just a phase"?
You had a sexy phase?
It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
"It meant nothing"?!
I was just a little bi-curious.
Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi-FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Do that again, and I will end you!
Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
Vegan?
It's not really that big of a deal. [kicks and breaks off part of the brick wall]
No kidding. [coughs and stands up] Anyone can be vegan.
Ovo-lacto-vegetarian, maybe.
Ovo-what?
I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.
Short answer: Being vegan just makes you better than most people.
Bingo. [punches Scott and sends him, screaming, leaving a trail of A's high into the air and out of sight.]
I knew you would come for me.
Bedtime!
No one hurts my kid!
The world is bigger than this.
You're not actually going to blame the people without guns for losing the war, are you?
The right photo can shape opinions.