Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · 31 quotes
9th most-quoted character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Envy (4), Scott Pilgrim (2), Ramona (2)
Julie So how was the tour? You guys play with the Pixies? You're like a superstar now.
Yeah, it's, uh, not really something I can put into words.
Um, Envy... [everyone glares at her] I read your blog.
So, Scott and Ramona, eh?
What of it?
You guys make a cute couple you know. [Todd scoffs] Suit each other.
Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?
Julie Envy, I was just gonna say, did you get those jeans in New York?
Julie Ramona lived in New York.
Oh, did she? I was just there. Played the Chaos Theater for Gideon. You know him, right?
Julie So, uh, you guys doing anything fun while you're in town?
"Fun"? In Toronto?
Ha!
THAT'S IT! [slams fists on table as Envy gasps in horror] YOU COCKY ****! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity! [lunges to attack Todd, but is frozen by psychic energy. Todd, eyes glowing and hair standing on end, levitates Scott into the air] [gasping] My neck. [stunned] Your hair.
Didn't you know? Todd's vegan.
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
Uh...sorry, I guess.
You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
Julie For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Julie Okay.
I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
You wanna go?
Well...I kind of almost died back there.
I'm not saying I want to go.
Yeah, we can totally go.
I'll do whatever you want to do.
So, let's go.
We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
No, I'm fine. It's just--
"It's just"?
Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
But I'm part ass?
If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Wait, is that good?
It's what I need right now.
But not later?
Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Exes.
Whatever.
No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
I believe I broke up with her.
And was she cool with that?
Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
You're sure about that?
Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
What about you and Kim?
Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
That's it?
Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
That's really the whole story?
Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Exes.
Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Roxy?
You know this girl?
Oh, boy, does she know me.
He really doesn't know?
Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
You and her?!
It was just a phase.
"Just a phase"?
You had a sexy phase?
It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
"It meant nothing"?!
I was just a little bi-curious.
Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi-FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Do that again, and I will end you!
Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
