Envy: [gasps] Oh, my God.
Todd: [shocked] No. No...
Scott: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
Todd: [incredulous; his last words] "Ve-gone"?
[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins, thus earning Scott 3,000 points. Scott holds his forehead and groans in pain. The two Vegan Police Officers exit in slow-mo, high-fiving and exclaiming, "YEAH!" as they do.]
Scott: [to Envy] Uh...sorry, I guess.
Envy: [in disbelief] "Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott: You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Envy: [confused] "Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.
Scott: Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
Julie: [appearing out of nowhere] For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Envy: [annoyed] Shut the [bleep] up, Julie.
Julie: [obliviously] Okay.
[scene cuts to Pizza Pizza]
Stephen: We're still going to the after-party, right?
Kim: I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Stephen: Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Kim: Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
Stephen: [to Neil] Neil, you down? [to Scott] Scott, you're in, right?
Ramona: You wanna go?
Scott: Well...I kind of almost died back there.
Ramona: I'm not saying I want to go.
Scott: Yeah, we can totally go.
Ramona: I'll do whatever you want to do.
Scott: So, let's go.
["ABOUT TO E-X-P-L-O-D-E" appears]
Ramona: We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott: No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona: "It's just"?
Scott: Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Ramona: Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
Scott: But I'm part ass?
Ramona: If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Scott: Wait, is that good?
Ramona: It's what I need right now.
Scott: But not later?
Ramona: Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
Scott: I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Ramona: Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Scott: Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Whatever.
Ramona: No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
Scott: I believe I broke up with her.
Ramona: And was she cool with that?
Scott: Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
Ramona: You're sure about that?
Scott: Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
Knives: [whines] No!
Ramona: What about you and Kim?
Scott: Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
Ramona: That's it?
Scott: Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona: That's really the whole story?
Scott: Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Ramona: Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Scott: I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Ramona: Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Scott: [rubbing his eyes] I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Ramona: Roxy?
Scott: You know this girl?
Roxy: Oh, boy, does she know me.
Scott: [deeply confused] What is she talking about?
Roxy Richter: He really doesn't know?
Scott: [realisation dawning] Wait.
Roxy: Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
[Inside Scott's head, a lever switches from "NO CLUE" to "GETS IT"]
Scott: [to Ramona; shocked] You and her?!
Ramona: It was just a phase.
Roxy: [incensed] "Just a phase"?
Scott: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
Roxy: [angrily] "It meant nothing"?!
Ramona: I was just a little bi-curious.
Roxy: Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi-FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Ramona: Do that again, and I will end you!
Roxy: Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Ramona: Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
Todd: [shocked] No. No...
Scott: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
Todd: [incredulous; his last words] "Ve-gone"?
[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins, thus earning Scott 3,000 points. Scott holds his forehead and groans in pain. The two Vegan Police Officers exit in slow-mo, high-fiving and exclaiming, "YEAH!" as they do.]
Scott: [to Envy] Uh...sorry, I guess.
Envy: [in disbelief] "Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott: You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Envy: [confused] "Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.
Scott: Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
Julie: [appearing out of nowhere] For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Envy: [annoyed] Shut the [bleep] up, Julie.
Julie: [obliviously] Okay.
[scene cuts to Pizza Pizza]
Stephen: We're still going to the after-party, right?
Kim: I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Stephen: Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Kim: Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
Stephen: [to Neil] Neil, you down? [to Scott] Scott, you're in, right?
Ramona: You wanna go?
Scott: Well...I kind of almost died back there.
Ramona: I'm not saying I want to go.
Scott: Yeah, we can totally go.
Ramona: I'll do whatever you want to do.
Scott: So, let's go.
["ABOUT TO E-X-P-L-O-D-E" appears]
Ramona: We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott: No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona: "It's just"?
Scott: Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Ramona: Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
Scott: But I'm part ass?
Ramona: If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Scott: Wait, is that good?
Ramona: It's what I need right now.
Scott: But not later?
Ramona: Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
Scott: I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Ramona: Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Scott: Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Whatever.
Ramona: No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
Scott: I believe I broke up with her.
Ramona: And was she cool with that?
Scott: Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
Ramona: You're sure about that?
Scott: Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
Knives: [whines] No!
Ramona: What about you and Kim?
Scott: Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
Ramona: That's it?
Scott: Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona: That's really the whole story?
Scott: Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Ramona: Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Scott: I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Ramona: Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Scott: [rubbing his eyes] I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Ramona: Exes.
Scott: Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Ramona: Roxy?
Scott: You know this girl?
Roxy: Oh, boy, does she know me.
Scott: [deeply confused] What is she talking about?
Roxy Richter: He really doesn't know?
Scott: [realisation dawning] Wait.
Roxy: Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
[Inside Scott's head, a lever switches from "NO CLUE" to "GETS IT"]
Scott: [to Ramona; shocked] You and her?!
Ramona: It was just a phase.
Roxy: [incensed] "Just a phase"?
Scott: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
Roxy: [angrily] "It meant nothing"?!
Ramona: I was just a little bi-curious.
Roxy: Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi-FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Ramona: Do that again, and I will end you!
Roxy: Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Ramona: Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
Envy : [gasps] Oh, my God.
Todd : [shocked] No. No...
Scott : You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
Todd : [incredulous; his last words] "Ve-gone"?
[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins, thus earning Scott 3,000 points. Scott holds his forehead and groans in pain. The two Vegan Police Officers exit in slow-mo, high-fiving and exclaiming, "YEAH!" as they do.]
Scott : [to Envy] Uh...sorry, I guess.
Envy : [in disbelief] "Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott : You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Envy : [confused] "Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.
Scott : Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
Julie : [appearing out of nowhere] For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Envy : [annoyed] Shut the [bleep] up, Julie.
Julie : [obliviously] Okay.
[scene cuts to Pizza Pizza]
Stephen : We're still going to the after-party, right?
Kim : I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Stephen : Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Kim : Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
Stephen : [to Neil] Neil, you down? [to Scott] Scott, you're in, right?
Ramona : You wanna go?
Scott : Well...I kind of almost died back there.
Ramona : I'm not saying I want to go.
Scott : Yeah, we can totally go.
Ramona : I'll do whatever you want to do.
Scott : So, let's go.
["ABOUT TO E-X-P-L-O-D-E" appears]
Ramona : We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott : No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona : "It's just"?
Scott : Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Ramona : Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
Scott : But I'm part ass?
Ramona : If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Scott : Wait, is that good?
Ramona : It's what I need right now.
Scott : But not later?
Ramona : Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
Scott : I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Ramona : Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Scott : Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Ramona : Exes.
Scott : Whatever.
Ramona : No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
Scott : I believe I broke up with her.
Ramona : And was she cool with that?
Scott : Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
Ramona : You're sure about that?
Scott : Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
Knives : [whines] No!
Ramona : What about you and Kim?
Scott : Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
Ramona : That's it?
Scott : Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona : That's really the whole story?
Scott : Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Ramona : Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Scott : I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Ramona : Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Scott : [rubbing his eyes] I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Ramona : Exes.
Scott : Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Ramona : Roxy?
Scott : You know this girl?
Roxy : Oh, boy, does she know me.
Scott : [deeply confused] What is she talking about?
Roxy Richter : He really doesn't know?
Scott : [realisation dawning] Wait.
Roxy : Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
[Inside Scott's head, a lever switches from "NO CLUE" to "GETS IT"]
Scott : [to Ramona; shocked] You and her?!
Ramona : It was just a phase.
Roxy : [incensed] "Just a phase"?
Scott : You had a sexy phase?
Ramona : It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
Roxy : [angrily] "It meant nothing"?!
Ramona : I was just a little bi-curious.
Roxy : Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi- FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Ramona : Do that again, and I will end you!
Roxy : Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Ramona : Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
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