Matthew Mr. Pilgrim! [lands on the stage] It is I... Matthew Patel. Consider our fight... begun! [leaps into the air, preparing to attack Scott in slow-mo]
Played by Satya Bhabha 
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · 31 quotes
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · 31 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010): in 3 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Scott Pilgrim (3), Wallace (3)
Scenes with Matthew
3 scenes Matthew 
Matthew Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?
I skimmed it.
Tsk. [shakes his head] Mmm-mmm.
Matthew You will pay for your insolence!
Guy
Yeah. Is he a pirate?
Matthew [defensive]
Pirates are in this year.
[Scott and Matthew fight some more, and Scott seizes him by the arms.] [to Ramona]
You really went out with this guy?
And?
[sighs]
It was football season, and for some reason, all the little jocks wanted me. Matthew was the only non-white, non-jock boy in town. So the two of us joined forces, and we took 'em all down. We brawled, and scrapped, and fought for hours. Nothing could beat Matthew's mystical powers. We only kissed once. After a week and a half, I told him to hit the showers.
Dude, wait. Mystical powers?
Matthew [pushes Scott back; to Ramona]
You'll pay for this...Flowers. [singing] ♪ If you want to fight me ♪
Stacy
[confused and flatly]
What?
Matthew Ha! ♪ You're not the brightest. You won't know what hit you in the slightest. ♪ [vocalizes and makes Demon Hipster Chicks appear.]
Matthew ♪ Me and my fireballs. ♪ [hisses] ♪ My Demon Hipster Chicks. ♪
Demon Hipster Chicks
Tell 'em, Matty.
Matthew ♪ I'm talking the talk, 'cause I know I'm slick. ♪ [winks]
Demon Hipster Chicks
S-L-ick.
Matthew ♪ Fireballs, take this sucker down. Let us show him what we're all about. ♪
[angrily]
That doesn't even rhyme! [throws a cymbal which hits Matthew on his head, and makes the Demon Hipster Chicks disappear]
Matthew [thinking]
This is impossible. How can this be?
[also thinking]
Open your eyes. Maybe you'll see. [flies toward Matthew video-game-style and punches his face]
Announcer
K.O.!
[Matthew turns into coins, thus earning Scott 1,000 points.] [happily]
Sweet! Coins. [he picks up the coins]
Man
God, did that just happen?
Another Man
That just happened.
Well...it was nice meeting you. Tell your...gay friends I said bye.
Stacy
[confused]
"Gay friends"? [shocked and angry] Wallace! Again?!
Woman
[Wallace and Jimmy kiss, and a heart is written over them]
Get a room, guys!
Man
Oh, my God!
Oh, man, $2.40? That's not even enough for the bus home.
I'll lend you the 35¢.
Sound Guy
Yeah, so, Sex Bob-Omb wins.
[recovering]
Sex Bob-Omb won? [starts whooping, but stops and doesn't see Scott; saddened] Oh.
Um...I guess... if we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.
You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?
Seven evil exes, yes.
And I have to fight--
Defeat.
Defeat your seven evil exes if we're going to continue to date?
Pretty much.
So, what you're saying right now is we are dating?
Uh, I guess.
Does that mean we can make out?
Cool.
Studio Audience
Aw!
