A character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Young Neil quotes from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Johnny Simmons

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010): in 3 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Scott Pilgrim (3), Stephen (2), Kim (2)

Scenes with Young Neil

3 scenes
[about Knives Chau]

She seems nice.

[happily]

Yeah.

Young Neil

Yeah, she seems awesome.

[happily]

Yeah.

Kim
[Stephen whistles]

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.

[oblivious]

Yeah. [confused] Wait, what?

Kim

I mean, are you really happy, or are you really evil?

Like, do I have ulterior motives or something? I'm offended, Kim.

Kim

Wounded, even?

Hurt, Kim.

Kim
[in disbelief]

You? Hurt?

[changing the subject]

Neil, you were saying about "she seems awesome"?

Young Neil

Yeah, she seems awesome.

Yeah.
[Stephen whistles]

Kim

Where's Knives? Not coming tonight?

No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II. [strums "Final Fantasy II" bass line.]

Kim

Scott, you are the salt of the Earth.

[obliviously]

Oh, thanks.

Kim

I meant, "Scum of the Earth."

[obliviously]

Thanks.

Young Neil

You broke up with Knives?

Yeah. But don't worry. Maybe soon, you'll meet my new-new girlfriend.

Young Neil

"New-new"?

[Kim mimics shooting herself through the head while imitating a gunshot, and collapses on her drum kit.]

Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they're old, new, or new-new.

Young Neil
[at the same time as Stephen]

New-new.

We were lucky to survive the last round. It's sudden death now, okay?

Okay. [he and Sex Bob-Omb play "Summertime," but a doorbell ringing interrupts him] [excited] That's for me! That's for me, that's for me. [opens door from Ramona] Hey, you're here. [notices Ramona's hair is blue.]

Yes, like you said. [Ramona enters and Scott closes the door.]

You know your hair?

I know of it.

It's all blue.

I change my hair every week-and-a-half, dude. Get used to it. [Scott stares at Ramona's hair] So...how do you guys all know each other?

Young Neil

Um, high school, I guess.

What Neil said.

Young Neil
[introducing himself]

I'm Neil.

Kim
[to Ramona, smiling]

Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.

Oh, got any embarrassing stories?

Kim
[chuckles]

Yeah. [smile disappears] He's an idiot.

[puts on hat]

Okay, bye. See you guys tomorrow.

What about rehearsal?

Neil knows my parts. [he and Ramona leave]

Young Neil

I'm Neil. [Kim and Stephen stare at him]

[gasps in horror and everyone looks at her; to Envy]

I've kissed lips that kissed you!

[Envy looks at Todd and nods, Todd stands up and punches Knives in the face, knocking the blue dye out of her hair and sending her reeling to the floor] [stands up, horrified]

Knives!

[nonchalant]

What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star.

Young Neil
[shocked]

Oh, my God. [glares at Todd, angrily] You punched the highlights out of her hair. [to Scott; worried] He punched the highlights out of her hair!

You are incorrigible.

I don't know the meaning of the word.

Caption

HE REALLY DOESN'T.

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