Vegan Police Officer #1 quotes from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) ... Movie Quotes Database

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · 31 quotes

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010): in 3 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Todd (3)

Scenes with Vegan Police Officer #1

3 scenes

Vegan Police Officer #1

[Sirens; a hole is blown into the wall. Todd drops his coffee cup, Anime-style. Two Vegan Police Officers come in with their De-Veganizing Rays raised at Todd.]

Freeze! Vegan Police!

Vegan Police Officer #2

Vegan Police!

Vegan Police Officer #1

Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.

Todd

Wh--? That's bullroar!

Vegan Police Officer #1

No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

Todd

But-but, I-- It's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean--

Vegan Police Officer #1

[to Vegan Police Officer #2]

Take it.

Vegan Police Officer #2

[whips out notepad]

At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.

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Todd

[Scott Pilgrim smugly smiles]

Gelato isn't vegan?

Vegan Police Officer #1

It's milk and eggs, bitch.

Vegan Police Officer #2

[still reading]

On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook a plate of chicken Parmesan.

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Todd

[Envy gasps in shock, then glares at Todd] [feeble]

Chicken isn't vegan?

Vegan Police Officer #1

The De-Veganizing Ray. Hit him!! [both fire De-Veganizing Rays at Todd, stripping him of his powers. Scott tosses his coffee cup behind him, and the Vegan Police Officers step back and blow smoke from their De-Veganizing Rays as Scott steps forward purposefully. Todd's hair sags.]

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