Vegan Police Officer #1
[Sirens; a hole is blown into the wall. Todd drops his coffee cup, Anime-style. Two Vegan Police Officers come in with their De-Veganizing Rays raised at Todd.]
Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #2
Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #1
Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.
Todd
Wh--? That's bullroar!
Vegan Police Officer #1
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd
But-but, I-- It's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean--
Vegan Police Officer #2
[whips out notepad]
At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.
