Clark Kent
You will be different. Sometimes you will feel like an outcast. But you will never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father becomes the son.
Clark Kent
Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.
Clark Kent
It's not easy for me to live my life being who I am. Keeping secrets.
Todd
Gelato isn't vegan?
It's milk and eggs, bitch.
On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook a plate of chicken Parmesan.
Envy
Oh, my God.
Todd
No. No...
Scott
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone.
Todd
"Ve-gone"?
Scott
Uh...sorry, I guess.
Envy
"Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott
You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Envy
"Natalie"? No one calls me that anymore.
Scott
Maybe they should. [to Ramona] Let's get out of here. [he and Ramona leave and Scott also holds his back.]
Julie
For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Envy
Shut the [bleep] up, Julie.
Julie
Okay.
Stephen
We're still going to the after-party, right?
Kim
I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Stephen
Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.
Kim
Then why would we--? [realizing] Oh.
Stephen
Neil, you down? [to Scott] Scott, you're in, right?
Ramona
You wanna go?
Scott
Well...I kind of almost died back there.
Ramona
I'm not saying I want to go.
Scott
Yeah, we can totally go.
Ramona
I'll do whatever you want to do.
Scott
So, let's go.
Ramona
We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott
No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona
"It's just"?
Scott
Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Ramona
Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
Scott
But I'm part ass?
Ramona
If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Scott
Wait, is that good?
Ramona
It's what I need right now.
Scott
But not later?
Ramona
Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
Scott
I'd just like to live. [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Ramona
Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Scott
Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Ramona
Exes.
Scott
Whatever.
Ramona
No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
Scott
I believe I broke up with her.
Ramona
And was she cool with that?
Scott
Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
Ramona
You're sure about that?
Scott
Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
Knives
No!
Ramona
What about you and Kim?
Scott
Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
Ramona
That's it?
Scott
Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona
That's really the whole story?
Scott
Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Ramona
Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Scott
I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Ramona
Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Scott
I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Ramona
Exes.
Scott
Why do you keep saying that? [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.] [stands up, thinking] The girl from earlier?
Ramona
Roxy?
Scott
You know this girl?
Oh, boy, does she know me.
Scott
What is she talking about?
He really doesn't know?
Scott
Wait.
Hmm. [smiles suggestively]
Scott
You and her?!
Ramona
It was just a phase.
"Just a phase"?
Scott
You had a sexy phase?
Ramona
It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
"It meant nothing"?!
Ramona
I was just a little bi-curious.
Well, honey... [cracks knuckles] I'm a little bi-FURIOUS! [performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott, but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Ramona
Do that again, and I will end you!
Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] The League has spoken!
Ramona
Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, 'cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North! [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
Scott
Vegan?
Todd
It's not really that big of a deal. [kicks and breaks off part of the brick wall]
Scott
No kidding. [coughs and stands up] Anyone can be vegan.
Todd
Ovo-lacto-vegetarian, maybe.
Scott
Ovo-what?
Todd
I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.
Envy
Short answer: Being vegan just makes you better than most people.
Todd
Bingo. [punches Scott and sends him, screaming, leaving a trail of A's high into the air and out of sight.]
Dylan
There's more than one way to die. Your heart can go on ticking, but sometime that’s just for show.
I'm sorry, there's a revolution going on, DyIan. It’s called digital, all right? There are certain parts of the world that consider film kind of old.
Dylan
Sounds like paradise.
Fascinating. It's very high-tech.
Dylan
Undead investigation is old-school.
