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[Todd flings Scott through a brick wall into an alleyway outside.]
Scott: [coughs] Vegan?
Todd: [psychically moves couch out of the way] It's not really that big of a deal. [kicks and breaks off part of the brick wall]
Scott: No kidding. [coughs and stands up] Anyone can be vegan.
Todd: Ovo-lacto-vegetarian, maybe.
Scott: Ovo-what?
Todd: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.
Envy: Short answer: Being vegan just makes you better than most people.
Todd: Bingo. [punches Scott and sends him, screaming, leaving a trail of A's high into the air and out of sight.]
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