Everybody, stay where you are, chill the eff out... [Quill powers off his helmet] I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna French-fry this little freak. [Points his blaster to Spider-Man's face]
Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! [Tony extends his nanotech cannon at Drax's face] Let's go!
Do it, Quill! I can take it.
No, he can't take it!
[Completely deadpan]
She's right. You can't.
Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself. [To Spider-Man] Starting with you.
Wait, what? Thanos? [Trying to inject clarity and sanity into the situation] Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, "Jesus"?
You're from Earth.
I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for?
With Thanos? No, I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you?
You're the ones Thor told us about!
You know Thor?
Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Where is he now?
