MU The Man Upstairs
[The film opens with alien spaceships come out of the Stair Gate and flashbacks from the first movie occur, leaving right where it left off.]
Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?
MU The Man Upstairs
Your sister. [echoes]
[As everyone in the Lego world is celebrating after the Kragle was destroyed]
Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? [suddenly, the alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…?
D Duplo
[a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world] [Baby voice]
We are from the planet Duplon, and we're here to destroy you.
Lucy You're gonna have to pass us.
M Metalbeard
Yarr. [smacks ghost Vitruvius away]
Lucy Stop, Em, you don't know what you're doing! [grabs Emmet's hand]
Lucy This is the real me! The truth is, this is my real hair. [Emmet gasps] I used to sing and dance and have colorful hair and I even loved "Everything is Awesome".
[pulls away from Lucy]
No, no. You would've told me you hate that music! It isn't you!
Lucy Yes! I darkened my hair with marker, 'cause I wanted people to think I was cool and grown-up. And then I tried to change you into someone tough, too. And I was wrong. I like you the way you were. Sweet, innocent, kind.
The real Lucy would never say that. [he starts jumping up higher, yelling for longer to smash the wedding cake made of legos with his fists]
Lucy [After Lucy defeats Rex]
It's over, Rex. Emmet's never gonna be you. But you can be like him. You don't have to be the bad guy.
She came back for ya. You're never gonna turn out like me, which means: I'm never gonna exist
[His right arm disappears]
Ha ha! Look, I told, I knew it! look, I'm Back to the Futuring! Totally called it.
What's Back to the Futuring?
[his left leg disappears]
It's a classic movie older kids get to watch. And now it's happening to me
Come on! Take our hand while you still have a hand to take!
That ain't how it works, kid.
It's okay. I'm proud of ya. [his right leg disappears] And you're gonna grow up to be better than me. But kind of thanks to me, so, [his left arm disappears] I'm also great. And, Lucy, thanks for coming back for us. [his lower body disappears] Besides, this is a pretty righteous way to go out, no regrets! Except again not trademarking "No regrets", that was a mistake, one love! [his head disappears into nothing]
Just to be clear of that really happened, you could see him. Right?
Lucy Uh-huh. Time to go?
Yeah. [he and Lucy leave]
Lucy Hey, um, I'm really sorry I tried to change you.
Oh, and I'm sorry I blew up the wedding and almost banished everyone to an eternity of lifelessness in a cosmic storage bin. It's fine.
Lucy Can we be special best friends still?
Fo' eva. [he and Lucy hold hands as the screen fades to white]
BRING ME YOUR FIERCEST LEADER!
Yeah, that's me. This guy. Coming through. I'm the leader, obvs.
Lucy You! I don't think so.
How many movies have they made about you? Because there are nine about me, and like three others in various stages of development.
M Metalbeard
Argh! If you be considered a leader, then why aren't "We?"
UA Unikitty and Benny
Yeah! I'm a princess! What about me!? I'm a space commander!
M Metalbeard
I'm literally the captain of a pirate ship!
[General Mayhem presses something on her wrist. Outside the camp, her ship starts re-assembling; engine powering up.]
F Finn
You ruined everything.
B Bianca
I just wanted you to play with me.
Lucy Emmet… what have you done?
[distraught]
What have we done?
It's called growing up. Isn’t that what you wanted?
No, I wanna save my friends.
You don’t have friends! They’re just pieces of plastic! [chuckles] You still want to go back to The Matrix when you know the truth?
[after Rex ruffles his hair to match his own]
What's The Matrix?
It’s a movie only cool older mature dudes like us have seen. It’s time to put away childish things.
