Beth
Yes, Wheeler?
Wheeler
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?
Beth
That's not a stupid question.
Danny
It's real in the game of Monopoly.
Wheeler
Yeah it's based on true events.
Danny
Like what?
Wheeler
Chance.
Beth
Danny! What is your problem?
Danny
I'm sorry, alright? I'm not Wheeler, happy in some brainless job. No goals, no ambition.
Beth
You don't know how Wheeler feels. For all you know he hates his job as much as you do.
Wheeler
I love this job!
Hey Wheeler, she's tasting your beast!
Good morning, can I take your order?
Beth
Can I get a tall chai?
Danny
And a large black coffee.
A what?
Danny
Large black coffee.
Do you mean a Venti?
Danny
No, I mean a large.
Beth
He means a Venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Venti is large.
Danny
No, Venti is twenty.
Beth
Danny.
Danny
Yeah. "Large" is large. In fact, "Tall" is large. And "Grandé" is Spanish for "Large."
Beth
Danny?
Danny
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. [sarcastically] Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Look, dick. Venti is a large coffee.
Danny
Really? Says who? Fellini?
Beth
How much is that? Here's a $10.
Danny
Do you, uh, accept lira, or is it all Euros now?
Beth
You know what, just keep the change. [to Danny, annoyed] Jesus, Dan, you know what they call the sizes here. You know what, you've been picking fights with everybody. The girl at the party--
Danny
She said ASAP.
Beth
Oh, ASAP. Oh, I'm sorry. Huge crime.
Danny
It's like "24/7," or "Been there, done that." You hate that, too.
Beth
I don't hate it enough to let it ruin my day. Ugh. It's getting worse. You know, man, the sun is shining. But you have lost the ability to take any joy in life. I-I can't stand it anymore! You're just a miserable dick now! You're mean to everybody! And F.Y.I. (For your information), it's called a Venti because it's 20 ounces! 20! Venti!
Danny
Is that true?
Danny
Who is this guy?
Beth
Thank you Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
Falsely accused.
Danny
Yeah, well, he looks like Phil Collins.
