[from trailer]
What up, Ronnie? It's good to meet you. [sits down] What you drawing there? Oh Beyoncé. She's smoking!
Ronnie I don't wanna take my pants off!
Played by Bobb'e J. Thompson 
Role Models (2008) · 53 quotes
Role Models (2008) · 53 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Role Models (2008): in 12 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Danny (5), Wheeler (4), Gayle (2)
Scenes with Ronnie
12 scenes Ronnie Ronnie [from trailer]
Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
I'm not Ben Affleck!
Ronnie You white, then you Ben Affleck. Right, Wheeler?
Yeah. You are white.
That's true, I am white.
Language, Ronnie!
Ronnie My language is English and this mother****er tried to grab my hang-dang.
Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie Hell, no!
What the hell? I don't have crabs. What have you been telling them, Ronnie?
Ronnie You got crabs.
Ronnie Honky wanted a fistful of my balls!
Ronnie Sometimes I call myself "The Booby Watcher", and I have my own comic book. "The Adventures of The Booby Watcher".
Hey, pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie **** you, Miss Daisy.
Goddamn it, Ronnie!
Ronnie What? Because I'm black you think I did it?
No, 'cause you did it is why I think you did it. (Ronnie jumps on tent pole) Let me tell you something, I am not your Big, and I'll hit you. I will hit a child. I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face.
Ronnie Let's dance, Ben Affleck!
Hey, Danny, you wanna come see my turtle?
I'm fine.
Ronnie Of course he has a turtle.
Ronnie Chicken wings, chicken wings, hot dogs and baloney, Chicken and macaroni, Chillin' with my homies, Chicken wings, Chicken wings.
Ronnie ♪ We are the butts of Chip Monk ass. But we got the ass butt, oh yo ass butt! ♪
Come on, sit down! Please! Danny?
I like Ronnie's version better. I like how it evokes the concept of "ass" and "butt".
